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    CL: Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume

    Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn)
    Date: 2009-10-20, 3:53PM EDT
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    So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

    * Location: Brooklyn
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    The depths of Despair.
    Well...even if the initial responses are slow...there's still plenty of time for horrible car wrecks, battle injuries and the like to generate the physical speciman required for this guys costume. We can only pray.

    GODSPEED Half man half dog type.


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    Somebody is [I]cray zee[/I]...

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    i don't think Chewbacca has properly thought this through.

    what happens when one of 'em feels like taking a piss?

    does Chewy just ignore the fact that he's carrying half-man/half-amazing on his back and takes a leak while the other dude stares at the ceiling?

    does he just casually prop him next to the bathroom door and say, "i'll be right out" or what?

    and what happens if it's the dude in the papoose who needs to go?

    hilarious nonetheless :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Buzzsaw;3323221]We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system.[/QUOTE]

    I'll say.

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    how do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?.....sit a kitty beside her...

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    "preferably at the hip"

    Somewhere, an above the knee amputee weeps.


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