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    BigBensAngel provides the instructions that weren't in the box...

    Who want's to go first?

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    Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3323565]Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    The little man in the row boat?

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    I have a question BigBensAngel...when "someone" comes home late reeking of booze and stripper perfume is it acceptable to try and throw a leg over?

    thanks in advance

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3323565]Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    WHAT IS a clitoris? :huh:

    And what's the "right" way to stimulate it for maximum effectiveness. And by effectiveness I mean: "OH OH OH OH MYYYYYYY GOOOODDDDDDDD..."

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    When is it appropriate to broach the subject of buttplugs as endtable decorations?

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    On what number date is it socially acceptable to introduce a backdoor dalliance with the new lady in your life?

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    All right, maybe we bit too much off with the first couple of questions, how about this...is it ok to scream if my bowling shirt is not ironed?

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    What do women want?

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3323581]What do women want?[/QUOTE]
    better yet, how do we get what we want?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3323577]All right, maybe we bit too much off with the first couple of questions, how about this...is it ok to scream if my bowling shirt is not ironed?[/QUOTE]

    Just send it to Ches:D

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    [IMG]http://www.classicrockforever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/smails2.jpg[/IMG]

    Well, we're waiting...

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3323587]Just send it to Ches:D[/QUOTE]
    lol

    I see what you did there :D

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3323587]Just send it to Ches:D[/QUOTE]

    I got nuthin.

    Well played sir. :applause:

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3323565]Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    Raoul, you are french you shouldnt have any problem knowing where it is.. and if you do.. boy are you in trouble :D

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3323570]I have a question BigBensAngel...when "someone" comes home late reeking of booze and stripper perfume is it acceptable to try and throw a leg over?

    thanks in advance[/QUOTE]
    it depends.. are you trying to commit suicide or not.;)

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3323575]When is it appropriate to broach the subject of buttplugs as endtable decorations?[/QUOTE]
    whenever you feel like it;)

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3323576]On what number date is it socially acceptable to introduce a backdoor dalliance with the new lady in your life?[/QUOTE]
    Borgo, you should know the answer to that one. since you are the sex master of the board with all of your wisdom:D

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3323600]it depends.. are you trying to commit suicide or not.;)[/QUOTE]
    damn, we started this thread too late

    :D

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    [QUOTE=FF2®;3323581]What do women want?[/QUOTE]
    [SIZE=7]EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D[/SIZE]

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