Page 1 of 10 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 184

Thread: BigBensAngel provides the instructions that weren't in the box...

  1. #1
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,294

    BigBensAngel provides the instructions that weren't in the box...

    Who want's to go first?

  2. #2
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Paris, France
    Posts
    12,974
    Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG]

  3. #3
    Schluberator & Gadfly ®
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Virginia
    Posts
    26,517
    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3323565]Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    The little man in the row boat?

  4. #4
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,294
    I have a question BigBensAngel...when "someone" comes home late reeking of booze and stripper perfume is it acceptable to try and throw a leg over?

    thanks in advance

  5. #5
    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3323565]Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    WHAT IS a clitoris? :huh:

    And what's the "right" way to stimulate it for maximum effectiveness. And by effectiveness I mean: "OH OH OH OH MYYYYYYY GOOOODDDDDDDD..."

  6. #6
    Jets Insider VIP
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    742 Evergreen Terrace
    Posts
    11,275
    When is it appropriate to broach the subject of buttplugs as endtable decorations?

  7. #7
    On what number date is it socially acceptable to introduce a backdoor dalliance with the new lady in your life?

  8. #8
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,294
    All right, maybe we bit too much off with the first couple of questions, how about this...is it ok to scream if my bowling shirt is not ironed?

  9. #9
    What do women want?

  10. #10
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,294
    [QUOTE=FF2®;3323581]What do women want?[/QUOTE]
    better yet, how do we get what we want?

  11. #11
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vermont
    Posts
    24,101
    [QUOTE=jetswin;3323577]All right, maybe we bit too much off with the first couple of questions, how about this...is it ok to scream if my bowling shirt is not ironed?[/QUOTE]

    Just send it to Ches:D

  12. #12
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,294
    [IMG]http://www.classicrockforever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/smails2.jpg[/IMG]

    Well, we're waiting...

  13. #13
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,294
    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3323587]Just send it to Ches:D[/QUOTE]
    lol

    I see what you did there :D

  14. #14
    Schluberator & Gadfly ®
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Virginia
    Posts
    26,517
    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3323587]Just send it to Ches:D[/QUOTE]

    I got nuthin.

    Well played sir. :applause:

  15. #15
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby!
    Posts
    4,455
    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3323565]Where is the clitoris?

    [IMG]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/c/ca/Clitoris.JPG/300px-Clitoris.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    Raoul, you are french you shouldnt have any problem knowing where it is.. and if you do.. boy are you in trouble :D

  16. #16
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby!
    Posts
    4,455
    [QUOTE=jetswin;3323570]I have a question BigBensAngel...when "someone" comes home late reeking of booze and stripper perfume is it acceptable to try and throw a leg over?

    thanks in advance[/QUOTE]
    it depends.. are you trying to commit suicide or not.;)

  17. #17
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby!
    Posts
    4,455
    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3323575]When is it appropriate to broach the subject of buttplugs as endtable decorations?[/QUOTE]
    whenever you feel like it;)

  18. #18
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby!
    Posts
    4,455
    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3323576]On what number date is it socially acceptable to introduce a backdoor dalliance with the new lady in your life?[/QUOTE]
    Borgo, you should know the answer to that one. since you are the sex master of the board with all of your wisdom:D

  19. #19
    Board Moderator
    Jets Insider VIP
    JetsInsider.com Legend
    Charter JI Member

    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Westchester Co.
    Posts
    38,294
    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3323600]it depends.. are you trying to commit suicide or not.;)[/QUOTE]
    damn, we started this thread too late

    :D

  20. #20
    Hall Of Fame
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    home of the hot guy in my avatar.. oh baby!
    Posts
    4,455
    [QUOTE=FF2®;3323581]What do women want?[/QUOTE]
    [SIZE=7]EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D[/SIZE]

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Follow Us