"You know what? I am one of the most overrated players in this league."
Rhodes: "What is Garrard doing throwing the ball while I'm trying to Tweet about my next photo shoot?!?!"
was i suppost to catch that???
"My Penis is this big but I can't make women cum for the life of me."
"Ohh... THAT'S the football? I haven't seen one in 2 years, you should have told me!"
"My bad, the other side of my visor is a mirror. I can't be bothered actually trying to catch that!"
I am too pretty to be making tackles come on bro!!!
"A paper airplane??? A paper f**king airplane????"
"Damn.....I cant even handle a below average TE in single coverage, who is out here that I can blame???"
"AUDIBLE?...I dunno wat dat mean."
C'mon man, Warfish was supposed to cover him
Jones Drew came this short to the goal. ....wait, only 19 seconds in the game. Damn, how am I going to tweet about this.
" I was only a foot away from making a huge play!, damn, seems I'm ALWAYS just a foot away from making a Damn play!"
"If the football was THIS big, i woulda indacepted it."
Why iz dey throwing on 3rd down?
"Fug football, check out my SUBWAY audition.......$5 footlong."
Direct from his twitter...
Before yesterdays game.i have made plays not my big ones yet but im playing good! just pay attention 2morrow
Kerry, I think everyone IS finally paying attention to how much you suck. Careful what you wish for.
"I don't throw teammates under the bus, but that catch wasn't on me"