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    Man kills mum when she finds him masturbating

    [URL="http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16/7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating"]http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/General_News/2009-11-16/7195/Man_kills_mum_when_she_finds_him_masturbating[/URL]

    A 22-year-old murdered his mum when she caught him in masturbating.

    Dino Babic (22), smashed his mum Silvana over the head with a small statue and then suffocated her at their family home in Split, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported today (Mon).

    He called cops after the killing and confessed, telling them he had snapped when he saw her shock at finding him masturbating while pulling on a scarf tied tight around his neck.

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    [I]"Ironically, she only wanted to tell him he should stick a finger up his *** for maximum effect".[/I]















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    [QUOTE=32green;3370408][I]"Ironically, she only wanted to tell him he should stick [B]a[/B] finger up his *** for maximum effect".[/I]

    _[/QUOTE]

    Prude

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    Well in mom's defense those were expensive drapes he ruined.

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    If I did that to my mom, I never would have received that funny phone call years later telling me the Seinfeld masturbation episode was on.

    Wait, that wasn't funny...it was embarrassing. I should have killed her.

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    I lol'd when I saw the title and the auther of this thread
    baldnuts, snicker snicker

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    so...



    did he finish?







    i only ask because the only thing worse than killing your mom after she caught you fapping is to have blue ballz afterwards.

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    My friend's mom walked into his bedroom at 2 am to see if he was home and caught him and a chick doing a 6-9. That would have justified a murder.

    He said that was easily the worst moment of his life.

    I believe it.

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    Apparently someone always dies when one attempts to box goofy in odd ways.

    I blame the decline of print media.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3371116]
    He said that was easily the worst moment of his life.

    I believe it.[/QUOTE]

    His life?

    I'm sure mom was taken aback. Prollythis face>>>>>>:eek:

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3371116]My friend's mom walked into his bedroom at 2 am to see if he was home and caught him and a chick doing a 6-9. That would have justified a murder.

    He said that was easily the worst moment of his life.

    I believe it.[/QUOTE]

    he was getting blown and had ***** on his face.


    it couldn't have been THAT bad :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3371116]My friend's mom walked into his bedroom at 2 am to see if he was home and caught him and a chick doing a 6-9. That would have justified a murder.

    He said that was easily the worst moment of his life.

    I believe it.[/QUOTE]
    I can't see how this could be worse than your mom seeing you choke yourself, and ummm, choke yourself. :confused:

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3371177]I can't see how this could be worse than your mom seeing you choke yourself, and ummm, choke yourself. :confused:[/QUOTE]

    The noose may have drawn attention from his lower region.:yes:

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    He was treating his body like it was some sort of ammuuusment park

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3370620]so...



    did he finish?







    i only ask because the only thing worse than killing your mom after she caught you fapping is to have blue ballz afterwards.[/QUOTE]

    One way ticket to hell.

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    lol, this is perfect... last night the Seinfeld episode was on when George's mother catches him pleasuring himself, and she ends up in the hospital. As a result, the gang agrees on the infamous "Contest."

    Then George visits his mother in the hospital and sees the sexy nurse giving a sponge bath to an equally sexy patient in the next bed over. "Georgie, I'm HUNGRY! Get me something to eat!" "Just a second, ma..."

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3371177]I can't see how this could be worse than your mom seeing you choke yourself, and ummm, choke yourself. :confused:[/QUOTE]

    It can get worse!

    Quite a few of these guys have actually killed themselves whilst engaged in this crazys sh*te.

    Imagine as a parent walking into your Sons room, a former marine, and finding him hanging in the closet, dressed in womans underwear, an over turned stool on its side beneath him and a video camera on a tripod next to the whole scene.

    :eek:

    Its a whole weird subculture.


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    [QUOTE=32green;3371583]It can get worse!

    Quite a few of these guys have actually killed themselves whilst engaged in this crazys sh*te.

    Imagine as a parent walking into your Sons room, a former marine, and finding him hanging in the closet, dressed in womans underwear, an over turned stool on its side beneath him and a video camera on a tripod next to the whole scene.

    :eek:

    Its a whole weird subculture.


    _[/QUOTE]

    Sweet fappage

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    Croatia, eh? Did it mention anything about him being a basketball player?

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