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    Chose one, and one only...

    [IMG]http://www.goatmobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chelsea-clinton-shirt.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.mypodcast.com/fmimage-4-91083.jpeg[/IMG]

    Chose wisely, and congrats Chelsea.

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    [IMG]http://www.goatmobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chelsea-clinton-shirt.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.mypodcast.com/fmimage-4-91083.jpeg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.topnews.in/files/Chaz-Bono.jpg[/IMG]



    [B]Might as well make it a foursome:eek:[/B]

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    I certainly hope you mean choose one for introduction into the wood chipper.

    Because, there are no other options.....

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3377991][IMG]http://www.goatmobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chelsea-clinton-shirt.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.mypodcast.com/fmimage-4-91083.jpeg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.topnews.in/files/Chaz-Bono.jpg[/IMG]



    [B]Might as well make it a foursome:eek:[/B][/QUOTE]

    Not a fan of the Clintons, but that Chelsea had a tough road. Good luck with yor marrage and stay out of Politics

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    I wouldn't eff Hillary or Chelsea with Chaz's dick.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3377998]I certainly hope you mean choose one for introduction into the wood chipper.

    Because, there are no other options.....[/QUOTE]
    Where's that wood I left with Mrs. Woods...

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    i'm pretty sure Chelsea doesn't have a peniz... so yeah, definitely Chelsea.


    however, i'll take Megan McCain's humongous hooters FTW:


    [IMG]http://peoplemagazinedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/meghan-mccain-breasts-boobs-skank-twitter-scandal.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3378004]I wouldn't eff Hillary or Chelsea with Chaz's dick.[/QUOTE]
    nice!...in music that would be an excellent segue

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    I find Chelsea borderline cute and would do her if I was single. I'd probably suggest mouth reduction surgery, however.

    [IMG]http://thinkofthechildren.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/chelsea_clinton.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3378039]I find Chelsea borderline cute and would do her if I was single. [B]I'd probably suggest mouth reduction surgery, however.[/B]
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    lol.


    too big for your tiny peniz?

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3378043]lol.


    too big for your tiny peniz?[/QUOTE]
    reminds me of a line from the movie, Funny People, I saw this weekend...:D

    "I've got some advice for the ladies. Don't ever say, 'You're the first guy I ever got the whole thing in my mouth. Normally, I only get half way down, but with you I've got a ball in my mouth and I'm speaking perfectly clear.'"

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3378043]lol.


    too big for your tiny peniz?[/QUOTE]

    Not me bub. Actually at the moment I seem to have three testicles. Not kidding.
    Last week Mrs Timmy found a third one. I can joke about it now, but I had to have an unltra sound to make sure it wasn't cancerous, ruined my Thanksgiving.
    Now I have to meet with the doctor to find out what's going to happen to it.
    I may become a gigolo or porn star. I think I can make something of myself now.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3378076]Not me bub. Actually at the moment I seem to have three testicles. Not kidding.
    Last week Mrs Timmy found a third one. I can joke about it now, but I had to have an unltra sound to make sure it wasn't cancerous, ruined my Thanksgiving.
    Now I have to meet with the doctor to find out what's going to happen to it.
    I may become a gigolo or porn star. I think I can make something of myself now.[/QUOTE]
    there's always lamb fries...






    seriously, wtf? where did it come from?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3378076]Not me bub. Actually at the moment I seem to have three testicles. Not kidding.
    Last week Mrs Timmy found a third one. I can joke about it now, but I had to have an unltra sound to make sure it wasn't cancerous, ruined my Thanksgiving.
    Now I have to meet with the doctor to find out what's going to happen to it.
    I may become a gigolo or porn star. I think I can make something of myself now.[/QUOTE]
    Can I borrow one?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3378082]there's always lamb fries...






    seriously, wtf? where did it come from?[/QUOTE]

    It's one of two things, my doctor will discuss the ultra sound in more detail on Thursday. (you don't want to know anymore).

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3378076]Not me bub. Actually at the moment I seem to have three testicles. Not kidding.
    Last week Mrs Timmy found a third one. I can joke about it now, but I had to have an unltra sound to make sure it wasn't cancerous, ruined my Thanksgiving.
    Now I have to meet with the doctor to find out what's going to happen to it.
    I may become a gigolo or porn star. I think I can make something of myself now.[/QUOTE]

    I'm glad to hear it wasn't cancer. Real life + the Hampur would be startling, to say the least.

    So how exactly did you grow another testicle?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3378090]It's one of two things, my doctor will discuss the ultra sound in more detail on Thursday. (you don't want to know anymore).[/QUOTE]
    don't tell me you're pregnant

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3378096]I'm glad to hear it wasn't cancer. Real life + the Hampur would be startling, to say the least.

    So how exactly did you grow another testicle?[/QUOTE]

    It's not a real testicle, although I will tell the ladies it is.

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