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Thread: Who would you rather be today?

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    Who would you rather be today?

    A. Tiger Woods

    B. Eric Mangini

    C. The chick who can only run backwards.

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    I will also offer the Susan Boyle option

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    A.

    Easily.

    This too shall pass....I'd still be a gazallionaire who plays golf every day.

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    Woods in a second. Forget all this closed mouth nonsense. I call a press conference today where I outline all my conquests with intimate details, and proclaim to the world that I just love women--and specifically, pu$$y--too much to be married to one pperson. I then apologize to my wife and children for lying, grant her a divorce with the caveat of shared custody in exchange for the half a billion dollars, and spend the rest of my life golfing for millions and engaging in whatever sexual adventures await me until my death. It goes without saying that I never marry again.

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    C. for me

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3381356]C. for me[/QUOTE]
    So this is officially a laughing matter now?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3381356]C. for me[/QUOTE]

    Is this a secret yearning to make a name for yourself in the Backdoor Thread? :D

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3381370]Is this a secret yearning to make a name for yourself in the Backdoor Thread? :D[/QUOTE]

    or maybe he can retrace his steps and do everything all over again....

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3381350]Woods in a second. Forget all this closed mouth nonsense. I call a press conference today where I outline all my conquests with intimate details, and proclaim to the world that I just love women--and specifically, pu$$y--too much to be married to one pperson. I then apologize to my wife and children for lying, grant her a divorce with the caveat of shared custody in exchange for the half a billion dollars, and spend the rest of my life golfing for millions and engaging in whatever sexual adventures await me until my death. It goes without saying that I never marry again.[/QUOTE]

    lolz


    Sounds so simple!

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