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    Here's Hoping He Doesn't Put The Seat Back


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    How would you like to be:

    (1) The guy in the seat next to him.
    (2) The flight attendants who have to wheel their cart down the aisle.
    (2) His proctologist.

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    You are now free to move about the cabin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by parkwayjet1 View Post
    How would you like to be:

    (1) The guy in the seat next to him.
    (2) The flight attendants who have to wheel their cart down the aisle.
    (2) His proctologist.
    One of my clients has a manager THAT big.

    He told me he can only fly short distances because he can't fit in the bathroom.

    Any flight more than 2 hours he can't take.

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    Doesn't the aisle armrest not go up on most planes? Wonder what it smelled like after that flight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by parkwayjet1 View Post
    How would you like to be:

    (2) His proctologist.
    Yikes!

    You'd have to be like Jacque Cousteau.

    You'd need a full set of scuba gear to go poking around in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Vick View Post
    You are now free to move about the cabin...
    lol


    I feel sorry for the next poor slob to sit in that seat.

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    One time I was anxiously awaiting my turn to use the bathroom at one of those gas mart places off I-95 around Richmond. When a guy about this size FINALLY emerges from the can, my wife looked at me and started laughing. I put my head down and trudged onto my inevitable fate........

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