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    I survived Disney last week....

    I have never seen so many motorized gastropods in my entire life...

    The people with strollers I can handle, at least as I parent, I can relate.
    But those fat old bastards who can't even drive something with four wheels, are entrusted in the same area as pedestrians and small children?

    Egadz...

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    lmao!


    any word on turkey leg-eating, mouth-breathing pachyderms?? :D

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3382772]lmao!


    any word on turkey leg-eating, mouth-breathing pachyderms?? :D[/QUOTE]

    you laugh

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3382772]lmao!


    any word on turkey leg-eating, mouth-breathing pachyderms?? :D[/QUOTE]

    Nah, my old man wasn't at Disney last week.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3382768]I have never seen so many motorized gastropods in my entire life...

    The people with strollers I can handle, at least as I parent, I can relate.
    But those fat old bastards who can't even drive something with four wheels, are entrusted in the same area as pedestrians and small children?

    Egadz...[/QUOTE]
    Hey man its a small world... Just get along:D

    Get it? Small world... I crack meself up

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3382768]I have never seen so many motorized gastropods in my entire life...

    The people with strollers I can handle, at least as I parent, I can relate.
    But those fat old bastards who can't even drive something with four wheels, are entrusted in the same area as pedestrians and small children?

    Egadz...[/QUOTE]

    Are you sure it wasn't a new Disney ride? Actually you could name it Fat Basterdz and have the Mike Myers character from Austin Powers!!! Or better yet call it Obesity in America, sponsored by Popeyes! :D

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    I think I just saw a ghost.

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    So....you were lost in Disneyland this whole time!?

    Welcome back dude.

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    I think there should be a law requiring electric wheelchairs to have speed limits. Couldn't tell you how many times someone in one of those sneaked up behind me on a sidewalk in NYC and damn near wrecked me. WTF....is that the equivalent to running for them?

    Good to cya Fishy....speaking of which, going to Phish @ MSG tonight?

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    Disney rules. I took the kids last year and loved it. It would be cool if post apocalyptically speaking, me and maybe 300 people left alive lived on Epcot. Like I am Legend wihout the vampires but all the good food, fireworks, rides and stuff. Almost like The Village without the gay talk.

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    [QUOTE=HessStation;3383041]Disney rules. I took the kids last year and loved it. It would be cool if post apocalyptically speaking, me and maybe 300 people left alive lived on Epcot. Like I am Legend wihout the vampires but all the good food, fireworks, rides and stuff. Almost like The Village without the gay talk.[/QUOTE]

    agreed...love the place- proposed to my wife there....take a Disney Cruise sometime...more expensive but lotsa fun...

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    actually went to Disney for our honeymoon. it really was a kickass time for me and my wife. We got s-faced everyday, went on all the rides and f'd like we were still dating.

    Sigh......Ahh the good ol days

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    My blood started boiling at Disney the second I got in the gate and saw Americas bovine imbeciles and inbreds clamoring at the motorized cart/wheel chair stand for their free pass to the front of the line with their whole mutant toofless families along for the ride.

    No problem lumbering from their cars or buses into the Park, but suddenly struck crippled by the site of the Magic Castle.:rolleyes:

    If we could somehow exterminate these vermin on the spot, along with the flabberous gluttons chowing down on Giant turkey legs in 1000 degree heat, arms dripping with molten grease, we could go along way towards cleansing the gene pool in this country.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3383142]My blood started boiling at Disney the second I got in the gate and saw Americas bovine imbeciles and inbreds clamoring at the motorized cart/wheel chair stand for their free pass to the front of the line with their whole mutant toofless families along for the ride.

    No problem lumbering from their cars or buses into the Park, but suddenly struck crippled by the site of the Magic Castle.:rolleyes:

    If we could somehow exterminate these vermin on the spot, along with the flabberous gluttons chowing down on Giant turkey legs in 1000 degree heat, arms dripping with molten grease, we could go along way towards cleansing the gene pool in this country.[/QUOTE]

    The Disney Walk of Shame-getting off a ride and walking down the ramp because you're too fat for the seatbelt.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3383150]The Disney Walk of Shame-getting off a ride and walking down the ramp because you're too fat for the seatbelt.[/QUOTE]

    speaking from experience???

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    [QUOTE=32green;3383142]My blood started boiling at Disney the second I got in the gate and saw Americas bovine imbeciles and inbreds clamoring at the motorized cart/wheel chair stand for their free pass to the front of the line with their whole mutant toofless families along for the ride.

    No problem lumbering from their cars or buses into the Park, but suddenly struck crippled by the site of the Magic Castle.:rolleyes:

    If we could somehow exterminate these vermin on the spot, along with the flabberous gluttons chowing down on Giant turkey legs in 1000 degree heat, arms dripping with molten grease, we could go along way towards cleansing the gene pool in this country.[/QUOTE]

    Zat right, Hitler?

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    [QUOTE=32green;3383142]My blood started boiling at Disney the second I got in the gate and saw Americas bovine imbeciles and inbreds clamoring at the motorized cart/wheel chair stand for their free pass to the front of the line with their whole mutant toofless families along for the ride.

    No problem lumbering from their cars or buses into the Park, but suddenly struck crippled by the site of the Magic Castle.:rolleyes:

    If we could somehow exterminate these vermin on the spot, along with the flabberous gluttons chowing down on Giant turkey legs in 1000 degree heat, arms dripping with molten grease, we could go along way towards cleansing the gene pool in this country.[/QUOTE]

    So basically,

    [IMG]http://www.signnetwork.com/decals/Decals/HOT_and_NAUGHTY/Funnies/images/NO%20FAT%20CHICKS.jpg[/IMG]

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    Welcome back FH, you've been missed!

    Yeah, makes ya realize how obese our society has become, doesn't it? You see them everywhere.

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    [QUOTE=freestater;3383267]Zat right, Hitler?[/QUOTE]

    Of course I was speaking metaphorically......:D

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    [QUOTE=32green;3383298]Of course I was speaking metaphorically......:D[/QUOTE]

    naturally...

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