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    Did Casey Johnson Leave a Vibrator in Someone's Bed

    I got blocked at work, someone please research and post article.

    [url]http://flisted.com/88312/casey-johnson-leaves-used-vibrator-in-supermodels-bed/[/url]

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    What would the world do without multi-billion dollar heiresses with too much time on their hands and their moral compasses safely left at home? Well, we’d probably be way more productive and morally grounded, but far less amused. So today, I thank Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, for her ridiculous acts of attracting attention by…leaving a used vibrator in supermodel Jasmine Lennard’s bed?!? WTF!?!?…More after the jump.

    The New York Post reports that the heiress was hauled into custody by police after Lennard received a text message from her on-again, off-again girlfriend Courtenay Semel:

    “There’s a problem, Jaz, Casey Johnson just got into bed with me and she is wearing your underwear. You need to call police. There are documents here, your shoes and your clothing — you need to call the police.”

    The undies? Oh no you didn’t! Lennard hastily called the police, who arrived at Johnson’s home only to find Lennard’s stolen property which, panties aside, included clothing, jewelry and other items.

    Needless to say, Lennard is a little pissed:

    “She breaks into my Hollywood apartment, masturbates in my bed, has a shower in my bathroom, takes every thing in my apartment.”

    “This time she really messed with the wrong lady. I am going to teach her a lesson.”

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    Is this fiction or is it true? And is she hot? This could have legs.

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    [url]http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=204669&highlight=woody+proud[/url]

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    [QUOTE=BleedGreen314;3382966]Is this fiction or is it true? And is she hot? This could have legs.[/QUOTE]

    This is after a marathon fisting session.

    [IMG]http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/93/44/358653873_MdNgM-M.0.0.0x0.293x450.jpeg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=BleedGreen314;3382941]I got blocked at work, someone please research and post article.

    [url]http://flisted.com/88312/casey-johnson-leaves-used-vibrator-in-supermodels-bed/[/url][/QUOTE]

    would they do a DNA test to make sure its' hers???

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    [QUOTE=Come Back to NY;3383065]would they do a DNA test to make sure its' hers???[/QUOTE]

    Nah. Blind taste test with some former lovers.

    [IMG]http://www.consumerreports.org/content/Home/Gallery/Photos/194501.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3382977]This is after a marathon fisting session.

    [IMG]http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/93/44/358653873_MdNgM-M.0.0.0x0.293x450.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3383126]Nah. Blind taste test with some former lovers.

    [IMG]http://www.consumerreports.org/content/Home/Gallery/Photos/194501.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    LOL!! Don't ever leave this board. Awesome stuff, JT.

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    Lesbians are naughty.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3387339]Lesbians are naughty.[/QUOTE]
    and just how would you know that WCO???;)

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    I LOVE DIRTY LESBOS

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    you boys and your carpet munchers...:P

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387377]you boys and your carpet munchers...:P[/QUOTE]

    whats wrong with that?




    ever wonder about it?


    just asking

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    nothing is wrong with that if that is what you like :).

    i cant say that i have ever wondered about it, i guess i like penis too much :D

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3387339]Lesbians are naughty.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387369]and just how would you know that WCO???;)[/QUOTE]

    WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3387409]WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:[/QUOTE]
    i am sure he is 32, i am sure he is:D:D:yes:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3387409]WCO is an avid lesbian.:yes:[/QUOTE]Get on the bus...

    [QUOTE=JetsfanfromtheBURGH;3387371]I LOVE DIRTY LESBOS[/QUOTE]
    HERE IN '09!

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    Yeah, even after two threads, I'm still trying to find who's at fault here or what's the problem. I always thought this was just stuff that happens in heaven and cool movies.

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    [QUOTE=HessStation;3387594]Yeah, even after two threads, I'm still trying to find who's at fault here or what's the problem. [B]I always thought this was just stuff that happens in heaven and cool movies.[/B][/QUOTE]

    Big laugh for me on this one, Hess.

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3387396]

    i guess i like penis too much :D

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    You should put this in your sig :D

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