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Thread: ESPN Breaking News on Tiger - Woman on Life Support?

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    ESPN Breaking News on Tiger - Woman on Life Support?

    FWIW....Just heard on ESPN "Breaking News" that a woman was taken from Tiger Woods' home at approximately 3:am to a local hospital and was on "advanced life support" in the ambulance. They also said a blonde woman in a black Escalade followed the ambulance to the hospital.

    Can this thing get any stranger?!

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    Maybe Tiger was trying to intubate the woman.

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    News flash: tiger 10 over par!

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    [QUOTE=EM31;3391980]Maybe Tiger was trying to intubate the woman.[/QUOTE]

    He's half Asian, so probably just a shunt.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3391998]He's half Asian, so probably just a shunt.[/QUOTE]


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    well folks


    that's about it for woods

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    maybe his wife tried to commit suicide?

    any other thoughts?

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;3392028]maybe his wife tried to commit suicide?

    any other thoughts?[/QUOTE]

    His mother?

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    the woman on the stretcher they showed looked old

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    i heard reports that his mother in law had come in to visit yesterday, perhaps its her?

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3391998]He's half Asian, so probably just a shunt.[/QUOTE]

    please, JI has no room for racists

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    She collapsed after she found out she was the only cocktail waitress in the state Tiger hasn't boned

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    [QUOTE=Joe W. Namath;3392028]maybe his wife tried to commit suicide?

    any other thoughts?[/QUOTE]

    We definitely should start speculating wildly and with no basis. Especially when it comes to the lives of people we don't know or have never met. It is our obligation to do so. Let's go!

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    Now ESPN just reported that the woman who was on "advanced life support" has beed released from the hospital.

    Can someone please explain to me how someone can be on "advanced life support" at 3:am and be released 6 hours later? WTF?

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    [QUOTE=crazyeffinjetsfan;3392078]Now ESPN just reported that the woman who was on "advanced life support" has beed released from the hospital.

    Can someone please explain to me how someone can be on "advanced life support" at 3:am and be released 6 hours later? WTF?[/QUOTE]

    When i saw the film this am they had an I V attached and that was it

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    By "advanced life support" they could just mean Tiger buys them stuff.

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    The media is becoming more and more irresponsible in their reporting. No fact checking, no 2nd confirmation, in such a rush to not get scooped that they just throw out the 1st thing they hear and are not taken to task for it.

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    Advanced Life Support could have been reported simply because the ambulance that responded to the scene was ALS-equipped. Not all ambulances are ALS, some are BLS (Basic Life Support). Probably just irresponsible speculative journalism.

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    [QUOTE=Gholstons Revenge;3392072]please, JI has no room for racists[/QUOTE]

    Nor dolts with no sense of humor. My attempt at humor, crafted around the stereotype of Asian men having small penile shafts, played off the medical reference (intubate) as a comedic vehicle for Tiger's placing of his male appendage in the throat of said female concubine, for his sexual pleasure, by the previous poster. Clear?

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3392132]Nor dolts with no sense of humor. My attempt at humor, crafted around the stereotype of Asian men having small penile shafts, played off the medical reference (intubate) as a comedic vehicle for Tiger's placing of his male appendage in the throat of said female concubine, for his sexual pleasure, by the previous poster. Clear?[/QUOTE]

    I thought it was clear when you originally said it but....whatever.

    This situation is getting weirder by the day with Tiger. Now his mother-in-law has fallen ill because of the stress. Man. This dude's marriage is toast. He'd probably do anything to be out on the course rimming a put right now.




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