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    It's a Festivus for the Rest of Us

    Just pulled this baby out of the crawlspace. It's made from aluminum, very high strength-to-weight ratio. It requires no decoration, I find tinsel very distracting.


    The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Crease29 View Post
    Just pulled this baby out of the crawlspace. It's made from aluminum, very high strength-to-weight ratio. It requires no decoration, I find tinsel very distracting.


    The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!


    Souvenir from your wife/girlfriend's previous job??

    I kid, I kid....

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    i've got a lot of problems with you people

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    You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...

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    LOL "I find tinsel distracting"

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    The Human Fund: Money for People.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crease29 View Post
    The Human Fund: Money for People.
    George, accounting says their is no such thing as the Human Fund?

    But their could be!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crease29 View Post
    Just pulled this baby out of the crawlspace. It's made from aluminum, very high strength-to-weight ratio. It requires no decoration, I find tinsel very distracting.


    The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!


    I thought the pole was for the feats of strength?? or is it feets of strength??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Come Back to NY View Post
    I thought the pole was for the feats of strength?? or is it feets of strength??
    Festivus does not end until you pin my head on the ground.

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    This is the new classic Festivus song. Disguised in the the melody for "Let it snow",
    Lutz & Lavergne, both dedicated Seinfeld fans, decided it had gone far too long without a tune to sing around the pole.

    http://www.festivus.biz/festivus.mp3 Here is the link for the audio


    What a lovely day for festivus,
    a festivus for the rest of us,
    this is the place to hate,
    let them wait, let them wait, let them wait.

    It doesn't show signs of stopping,
    I bought some caps for popping,
    aluminum pole's a glow,
    let them know, let them know, let them know.

    With the feat of strength at hand,
    stop crying fight your old man,
    so go and drink another beer,
    T'is the best time of the year!

    What a lovely day for festivus,
    a festivus for the rest of us,
    gather your family around,
    cut them down, cut them down, cut them down.

    No need for decorating,
    as tinsel's too distracting,
    all you need is a metal pole,
    cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul.

    With the feat of strength at hand,
    stop crying fight your old man,
    so go and drink another beer,
    T'is the best time of the year!

    What a lovely day for festivus,
    a festivus for the rest of us,
    gather your family around,
    cut them down, cut them down, cut them down.

    No need for decorating,
    as tinsel's too distracting,
    all you need is a metal pole,
    cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul, cleanse your soul.

    With the feat of strength at hand,
    stop crying fight your old man,
    so go and drink another beer,
    T'is the best time of the year!

    T'is the best time of the year!
    Last edited by SONNY WERBLIN; 12-11-2009 at 10:51 AM.

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