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    Iceberg going to invade Australia

    [url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091211/wl_afp/australiaantarcticaiceberg[/url]

    [QUOTE]Experts believe the iceberg -- known as B17B -- is likely to break up as it enters warmer waters nearer Australia, creating hundreds of smaller icebergs in a hazard to passing ships.[/QUOTE]

    Personally, they're not doing enough to scare us here. That iceberg is HUGE:

    [QUOTE]"The iceberg is 140 square kilometres in area -- 19 kilometres long by eight kilometres wide."
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    That's almost 12 miles long and 5 miles wide.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw[/url]

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    OH NO! Now where will we get our......


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    I think the heat radiating off Australia alone will turn it into ice cubes.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3397872]OH NO! Now where will we get our......


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    You were looking for "hot, promiscuous women with awesome accents and chill attitudes" and "giant, poison insects," I believe.

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    OMG! The Jews are invading Austrailia?


    Iceberg, Goldberg........... ah you know the joke....nevermind. :rolleyes:

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    Global Warming doesn't exist :rolleyes:

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    Possible losses if the invasion happens:

    [IMG]http://www.amyjoanna.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/platypus1.jpg[/IMG]

    The planets only poisonous mammal.

    [IMG]http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/australia-spider-welcome.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://assets.loopd.com/RFS/33/154a1752-f891-4915-94df-abd574b0e3c4l.jpg[/IMG]

    Unnecessarily large arachnids.

    [IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tn_krystal1.jpg[/IMG]

    Hot women that are DTF. At my job we've had two Australian women come in...nicest women to walk in and f*ckin...hot. One was 40+ but could have passed for 25. This would count as an actual loss to humanity.

    [IMG]http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l266/Revolos55/Macros/KangarooPwned.jpg[/IMG]

    Deadly kangaroos.

    [IMG]http://koalas.org/koala-australia.jpg[/IMG]

    Cuddly mini-bears that eat poison.

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    [QUOTE=VincenzoTestaverde;3398089]Global Warming doesn't exist :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

    I think you'll get few who would disagree. It seems to me, that it is the cause of global warming that is the crux of the argument.

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    sounds like a job for Elle!

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    [QUOTE=OrangeJet;3398120]I think you'll get few who would disagree. It seems to me, that it is the cause of global warming that is the crux of the argument.[/QUOTE]

    It has nothing to do with fuel emissions. The scientists and politicians who are paid millions of dollars by Chevron told me so.

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    [QUOTE=VincenzoTestaverde;3398139]It has nothing to do with fuel emissions. The scientists and politicians who are paid millions of dollars by Chevron told me so.[/QUOTE]

    Hey, I'm not stating a side either way. I'm too dumb to know what is causing it.

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    when lettuce attacks, no one wins

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    [QUOTE=VincenzoTestaverde;3398139]It has nothing to do with fuel emissions. The scientists and politicians who are paid millions of dollars by Chevron told me so.[/QUOTE]

    But the Climate Scientists who would be unemployed and/or would have trouble getting funding if global warming wasn't considered a major issue have no financial incentive to lie?

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    Australia is ****ed up.

    just 10 days ago, the small town of Docker River was on the verge of being overrun by a horde of 6,000 marauding camels.


    [url]http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/town-lives-in-fear-of-marauding-camels/story-e6frf7kf-1225803863191[/url]


    [IMG]http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,7215831,00.jpg[/IMG]

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