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    Oh man, I thought this thread was going to be about Peter King being banned from the Patriots locker room.

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    Guess that 100ft Jesus took him to his final resting place - hell. Hope he gets that basssteeed Richard as well.

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    So, it's about Oral Roberts?

    I don't click links anymore since the Chinese stole the internet. They downloaded me a Computer AIDS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    So, it's about Oral Roberts?

    I don't click links anymore since the Chinese stole the internet. They downloaded me a Computer AIDS.
    Aye, Oral Roberts. Dead at 91... that really makes ya think, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec View Post
    Aye, Oral Roberts. Dead at 91... that really makes ya think, huh?
    Think about what? That I'll be 102 and running out of money? How can I work if I'm 102?

    Who will protect me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    So, it's about Oral Roberts?

    I don't click links anymore since the Chinese stole the internet. They downloaded me a Computer AIDS.

    I dont post chinese and russian 'puter aids links. You know that. Buster.

    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec View Post
    Aye, Oral Roberts. Dead at 91... that really makes ya think, huh?
    It makes me think back to olden times when folks named their kids Oral without a sense of irony and then he lived all the way to when his monikor was guffaw producing amongst the lesser thinkers.

    From what I understand, His sister Anil Roberts had quite a tough go of it when she reached her 60's.

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    I thought this was going to be a marital complaint thread.


    Not really unhappy that its not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I dont post chinese and russian 'puter aids links. You know that. Buster.



    It makes me think back to olden times when folks named their kids Oral without a sense of irony and then he lived all the way to when his monikor was guffaw producing amongst the lesser thinkers.

    From what I understand, His sister Anil Roberts had quite a tough go of it when she reached her 60's.
    Goodness, so sorry, Squire. Please forgive the transgression.

    May I offer Grey Poupon?

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    Shouldn't Tiger and Elin be in here somewhere?

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    What's the difference between an Oral and a rectal thermometer?









    The taste!



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    for Borgo


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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    jeez - what's with the one on the left? Looks demonic.. (which might be interesting in the sack)

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    jeez - what's with the one on the left? Looks demonic.. (which might be interesting in the sack)
    I bet she can swing a mean 9 iron too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

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    Someone should have told the one on the right to just stop - she's not even trying. The middle one however could prolly suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec View Post
    The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
    Oh, I thought you were going to say you could see the bottom of my feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Someone should have told the one on the right to just stop - she's not even trying. The middle one however could prolly suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
    I bet her boyfriend tells her that all the time.

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