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    No more Oral!!!!!

    [url]http://www.ktul.com/news/stories/1209/687732.html[/url]

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    Oh man, I thought this thread was going to be about Peter King being banned from the Patriots locker room.

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    Guess that 100ft Jesus took him to his final resting place - hell. Hope he gets that basssteeed Richard as well.

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    So, it's about Oral Roberts?

    I don't click links anymore since the Chinese stole the internet. They downloaded me a Computer AIDS. :steamin:

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3405225]So, it's about Oral Roberts?

    I don't click links anymore since the Chinese stole the internet. They downloaded me a Computer AIDS. :steamin:[/QUOTE]

    Aye, Oral Roberts. Dead at 91... that really makes ya think, huh?

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3405231]Aye, Oral Roberts. Dead at 91... that really makes ya think, huh?[/QUOTE]

    Think about what? That I'll be 102 and running out of money? How can I work if I'm 102?

    Who will protect me?

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3405225]So, it's about Oral Roberts?

    I don't click links anymore since the Chinese stole the internet. They downloaded me a Computer AIDS. :steamin:[/QUOTE]


    I dont post chinese and russian 'puter aids links. You know that. Buster.:mad:

    [QUOTE=pauliec;3405231]Aye, Oral Roberts. Dead at 91... that really makes ya think, huh?[/QUOTE]

    It makes me think back to olden times when folks named their kids Oral without a sense of irony and then he lived all the way to when his monikor was guffaw producing amongst the lesser thinkers.

    From what I understand, His sister Anil Roberts had quite a tough go of it when she reached her 60's.

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    I thought this was going to be a marital complaint thread.


    Not really unhappy that its not.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3405331]I dont post chinese and russian 'puter aids links. You know that. Buster.:mad:



    It makes me think back to olden times when folks named their kids Oral without a sense of irony and then he lived all the way to when his monikor was guffaw producing amongst the lesser thinkers.

    From what I understand, His sister Anil Roberts had quite a tough go of it when she reached her 60's.[/QUOTE]

    Goodness, so sorry, Squire. Please forgive the transgression.

    May I offer Grey Poupon?

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    [IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3390/3247704700_f519da737f.jpg[/IMG]

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    Shouldn't Tiger and Elin be in here somewhere?

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    What's the difference between an Oral and a rectal thermometer?









    The taste!


    :rimshot:

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    [IMG]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/70284311_f8e90cd952_o.jpg[/IMG]

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    for Borgo

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3408093][IMG]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/70284311_f8e90cd952_o.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    jeez - what's with the one on the left? Looks demonic.. (which might be interesting in the sack)

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3408167]jeez - what's with the one on the left? Looks demonic.. (which might be interesting in the sack)[/QUOTE]

    I bet she can swing a mean 9 iron too! :D

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3408093][IMG]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/70284311_f8e90cd952_o.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

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    Someone should have told the one on the right to just stop - she's not even trying. The middle one however could prolly suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3408236]The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.[/QUOTE]

    Oh, I thought you were going to say you could see the bottom of my feet. :D

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3408284]Someone should have told the one on the right to [B]just stop - she's not even trying[/B]. The middle one however could prolly suck a golf ball through a garden hose.[/QUOTE]

    I bet her boyfriend tells her that all the time.

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