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    Study: Staring at boobs leads to longer lives

    [quote][url]http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html[/url]

    Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

    According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

    She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

    A five-year research on 500 men
    Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

    At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure
    , slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

    Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
    The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

    Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

    "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

    In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

    The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.[/quote]

    Must read for all men. :yes:

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    Well...that pretty much creeped my wife out. She keeps leaving the room and closing the door behind her. And I want to live longer.

    What happens when you stare when using a flashlight?

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    so if starring at boobs makes a man live longer, what will starring at twat do???

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3405236]so if starring at boobs makes a man live longer, what will starring at twat do???[/QUOTE]

    Women normally go bottomless in your area? :rolleyes:

    (and its "staring", not "starring")

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    this thread is useless without boobs....

    oops, the other kind

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    I just added two months to my life.:yes:

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    I love you guys. Here, have some extra life.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3405404]I love you guys. Here, have some extra life.

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    I feel like I just ran a half marathon

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3405406]I feel like I just ran a half marathon[/QUOTE]
    I think I found my new sig :D

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    sh!t- I better start loading up the 401K more than usual if this is in fact true...

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    [QUOTE=Ven0m;3405189][B]Must read for all men.[/B] :yes:[/QUOTE]

    And women, that way I dont get slapped in the face as much.

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    I am 120 years old :yes:

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    You non-Dukes are so of the ghey for not posting a pic yet:

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3405236]so if starring at boobs makes a man live longer, what will starring at twat do???[/QUOTE]

    If you likes this place as much as you say, wouldn't you want to see us all live a few ticks longer?:winksmile

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    ... i can't wait to get home and extend my ... err- uuhmmmm ... life !! ...











    l_j_r

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3405236]so if starring at boobs makes a man live longer, [B]what will starring at twat do???[/B][/QUOTE]

    Did you really just type this? LOL.

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