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Thread: 32Green: Is he using a Flowbee?

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    32Green: Is he using a Flowbee?

    [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhP9mSMT0OE[/URL]

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    I wanted to patent a similar device for men called the Blowbee. Painstakingly crafted by Italian artisans to look and feel like the mouth, tongue, and lips of Scarlett Johansson, I thought my idea was a lock to wealth and immortality. Unfortunately, the Auto-Suck had already been created.

    [URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/i/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg/][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/486/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3405942]I wanted to patent a similar device for men called the Blowbee. Painstakingly crafted by Italian artisans to look and feel like the mouth, tongue, and lips of Scarlett Johansson, I thought my idea was a lock to wealth and immortality. Unfortunately, the Auto-Suck had already been created.

    [URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/i/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg/][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/486/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    Not a bad idea.

    Would it come with a car adapter?

    It would make traffic jams a lot more bearable.

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3405952]Not a bad idea.

    Would it come with a car adapter?

    It would make traffic jams a lot more bearable.[/QUOTE]

    Actually, the Auto-Suck is a play on words by its manufacturer. It's meant to be used in the car (note adaptor on device). Awesome idea to uplift the spirits after a crushing loss, and sitting in traffic heading toward the GW.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3405957]Actually, the Auto-Suck is a play on words by its manufacturer. It's meant to be used in the car (note adaptor on device). Awesome idea to uplift the spirits after a crushing loss, and sitting in traffic heading toward the GW.[/QUOTE]

    Hell, if it had a battery pack I'd use it in line at the grocery store.

    Think about how much trouble Tiger Woods could have avoided if he'd had one of these.

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3405952]Not a bad idea.

    Would it come with a car adapter?

    It would make traffic jams a lot more bearable.[/QUOTE]

    Ummmm, Yeah!?

    [IMG]http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e268/crazyeffinjetsfan/AS.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3405965]Hell, i[B]f it had a battery pack I'd use it in line at the grocery store.[/B]

    Think about how much trouble Tiger Woods could have avoided if he'd had one of these.[/QUOTE]

    True LOL moment for me, Roger. The visual of guys walking through the aisles with that thing slurping away is hilarious.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3405942]I wanted to patent a similar device for men called the Blowbee. Painstakingly crafted by Italian artisans to look and feel like the mouth, tongue, and lips of Scarlett Johansson, I thought my idea was a lock to wealth and immortality.

    [URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/i/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg/][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/486/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    Put me down for 4.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3405942]I wanted to patent a similar device for men called the Blowbee. Painstakingly crafted by Italian artisans to look and feel like the mouth, tongue, and lips of Scarlett Johansson, I thought my idea was a lock to wealth and immortality. Unfortunately, the Auto-Suck had already been created.

    [URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/i/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg/][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/486/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    Notice the "cigarette lighter" plug in.

    Classic!!! I haven't had one (you know) in the car in a few years.......
    Last edited by southparkcpa; 12-16-2009 at 05:16 PM.

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    lol, fantastic thread.

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    Maybe Dimitri, or one of the other law enforcement personnel on the board, could tell us if they've ever caught someone getting a "beejer" or using an Auto-Suck device during a traffic stop.

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    why you do it Timmy.


    why

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3405942][B]I wanted to patent a similar device for men called the Blowbee[/B]. Painstakingly crafted by Italian artisans to look and feel like the mouth, tongue, and lips of Scarlett Johansson, I thought my idea was a lock to wealth and immortality. Unfortunately, the Auto-Suck had already been created.

    [URL=http://img8.imageshack.us/i/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg/][IMG]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/486/auto20suck1220volt20tra.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

    LOL Borgo!!!!

    I'm scared of anything close to my junk that you have to plug in, I'll stick with the "fleshlight"

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    [QUOTE=2milehighJet;3406142]LOL Borgo!!!!

    [B]I'm scared of anything close to my junk that you have to plug in[/B], I'll stick with the "fleshlight"[/QUOTE]

    Me, too. I have never used an Auto-Suck for fear of being caught with it on as I have a coronary. "Dad, what was that thing on your wang?" I have seen a video advertising the Fleshlight, and must say that if I had one of those things when I was 15, I would probably never have left my room.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3406069]Maybe Dimitri, or one of the other law enforcement personnel on the board, could tell us if they've ever caught someone getting a "beejer" or using an Auto-Suck device during a traffic stop.[/QUOTE]

    Canst say I ever seen live action device usage.

    People have been found mid......-stroke, if you know what I mean. DEAD.

    Mag in hand, cawk in hand. If its like a week before you find em, the cawk takes on cartoonish proportions before bursting from decomp gases.

    Sweet mother of Jebbus, somebodies open a window.:eek:

    Blech pitoooey



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    Search warrants.........:D

    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3406069]Maybe Dimitri, or one of the other law enforcement personnel on the board, could tell us if they've ever caught someone getting a "beejer" or using an Auto-Suck device during a traffic stop.[/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=32green;3406186]Canst say I ever seen live action device usage.

    People have been found mid......-stroke, if you know what I mean. DEAD.

    Mag in hand, cawk in hand. If its like a week before you find em, the cawk takes on cartoonish proportions before bursting from decomp gases.

    Sweet mother of Jebbus, somebodies open a window.:eek:

    Blech pitoooey



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    lmao...

    you're kinda like the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" character.


    you know, but without the money, fame, and b***es...




    oh, and the cool accent.


    but other than that, you're [I]just[/I] like him: old and with funny stories :)

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3406413]lmao...

    you're kinda like the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" character.


    you know, but without the money, fame, and b***es...




    oh, and the cool accent.


    but other than that, you're [I]just[/I] like him: old and with funny stories :)[/QUOTE]

    words:mad:

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    Back to the Flowbee, my dad used that thing on us when we were kids. Hated it-- he used to slam the thing up and down on my head and the plastic would dig into my scalp.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3406413]lmao...

    you're kinda like the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" character.


    you know, but without the money, fame, and b***es...




    oh, and the cool accent.


    but other than that, you're [I]just[/I] like him: old and with funny stories :)[/QUOTE]


    THAT!!!!

    That is possibly....potentially.....the most accurate description of 32 ever uttered via keyboard on the forum. I'm rolling.

    :D

    32....j/k.....seriously, we kid because we love, man! Just go down to the next post.




    [SIZE="1"](Psst...Dirt...scroll down)[/SIZE]











    [SIZE="1"](Dude - I think you nailed it. 32 = Dos Equis guy, old with funny stories...no b****es and no beard....well, maybe he once had a beard but you know...flowbee)[/SIZE]

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