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    Do you think this artist is a stalker?

    If I was Rachel I'd be worried.

    [url]http://cgi.ebay.com/Birth-of-Rachael-Ray_W0QQitemZ290381810590QQcmdZViewItemQQptZArt_Paintings?hash=item439c1acb9e[/url]

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    The artist didn't make Rachel's bewbs floppy enough.

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    Man, if Rachel Ray is your muse, then its time to put down the paintbrushes.

    Yikes.

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    [QUOTE=Ha Ha Ha;3416668]Man, if Rachel Ray is your muse, then its time to put down the paintbrushes.

    Yikes.[/QUOTE]

    Rachel Ray=Nicholas from eight is enough with olive oil.



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    [QUOTE=32green;3416696]Rachel Ray=Nicholas from eight is enough with olive oil.



    _[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/f/bonerboy.jpg[/IMG]

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    There are no appliances or cooking utensils in that pic...what gives?

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    What's scarier...

    a. That someone actually painted such a complex piece involving Rachel Ray
    b. There are 9 bids for it

    ?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3416648]If I was Rachel I'd be worried.

    [url]http://cgi.ebay.com/Birth-of-Rachael-Ray_W0QQitemZ290381810590QQcmdZViewItemQQptZArt_Paintings?hash=item439c1acb9e[/url][/QUOTE]

    Umm... and how did you "stumble" upon this work of art? :rolleyes:

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    as long as that painting doesn't talk it seems ok to me

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3416910]as long as that painting doesn't talk it seems ok to me[/QUOTE]

    But that's one of her best attributes, that smokey, raspy voice.....OOO-LA-LA!! Oh and her bi-i-i-ig mouth.......yeah......that's what I'm talkin' 'bout....

    'scuse me. back in 5.

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3416913]But that's one of her best attributes, that smokey, raspy voice.....OOO-LA-LA!! Oh and her bi-i-i-ig mouth.......yeah......that's what I'm talkin' 'bout....

    'scuse me. back in 5.[/QUOTE]

    Sackdance dated her.:eek:

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3416913]But that's one of her best attributes, that smokey, raspy voice.....OOO-LA-LA!! .[/QUOTE]

    Like Fishooked, RIP, without the heavy metal dreams.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3416722][IMG]http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/f/bonerboy.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I'd love to see the look on that mom's face (she's sitting down in the back) when she turns toward the camera! :D

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3416917]Sackdance dated her.:eek:[/QUOTE]

    Who did what now? Willis?

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    I would have had Rachel riding the grotesquely large phallus of "the Horned One". To the viewer of the canvas, it would explain Rachel's selling of her soul for pop culture immortality.

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3416999]I'd love to see the look on that mom's face (she's sitting down in the back) when she turns toward the camera! :D[/QUOTE]



    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3417020]Who did what now? Willis?[/QUOTE]

    Sackdance said he went on one date with Rachel Ray. Said her azz sucked.

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    Its not even a ripoff of Botticelli. WTF are the cherubs pouring into the clamshell - moisturizer?!

    I'd be pissed if I was her. :mad:

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3417080]Its not even a ripoff of Botticelli. WTF are the cherubs pouring into the clamshell - moisturizer?!

    I'd be pissed if [B]I was her[/B]. :mad:[/QUOTE]

    Please, Quantum, "were her". In this joyous season of giving, why not give the gift of good grammar and proper word usage to all on this board?

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3417091]Please, Quantum, "were her". In this joyous season of giving, why not give the gift of good grammar and proper word usage to all on this board?[/QUOTE]

    **** ** *******!


    Better? :D

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