Just had Verizon Fios installed today. Called Cablevision afterwards to cancel their services. Waited on hold for 1/2 hour (great customer service). When the lady asked if there was anything she could do to keep me a subscriber, I said "Tell Jim Dolan to sell the company to someone who isn't a greedy bastard." She laughed and said "Oops," as in "Oops, this conversation is probably being recorded." Idiot.