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    Chowds in the News

    TheBostonChannel.com

    Husband Accused Of Spanking Wife
    Billerica Man Charged With Assault, Battery


    POSTED: 9:54 am EST December 31, 2009
    UPDATED: 10:11 am EST December 31, 2009

    BOSTON -- A Billerica man is accused of spanking his wife during an argument that stemmed over his alleged excessive viewing of pornography on the Internet.

    Robert Noetzel, 47, pleaded not guilty to one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on Monday, according to the Lowell Sun.

    Police said his wife, Sharon Noetzel, went to the police station to say that her husband chased her in their home, pulled down her pants, and hit her on her behind. She said the spankings left red marks and welts.

    She threw her cell phone at him, but Robert Noetzel allegedly pushed his wife down and began kicking her, the newspaper reported.

    Noetzel was released on personal recognizance and is due back in court on Feb. 3.


    http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...46/detail.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    A Billerica man is accused of spanking his wife during an argument that stemmed over his alleged excessive viewing of pornography on the Internet.
    So, too much spanking begets too much spanking ??

    Sounds like this chowd is the span-KING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    TheBostonChannel.com

    Husband Accused Of Spanking Wife
    Billerica Man Charged With Assault, Battery


    POSTED: 9:54 am EST December 31, 2009
    UPDATED: 10:11 am EST December 31, 2009

    BOSTON -- A Billerica man is accused of spanking his wife during an argument that stemmed over his alleged excessive viewing of pornography on the Internet.

    Robert Noetzel, 47, pleaded not guilty to one count of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon on Monday, according to the Lowell Sun.

    Police said his wife, Sharon Noetzel, went to the police station to say that her husband chased her in their home, pulled down her pants, and hit her on her behind. She said the spankings left red marks and welts.

    She threw her cell phone at him, but Robert Noetzel allegedly pushed his wife down and began kicking her, the newspaper reported.

    Noetzel was released on personal recognizance and is due back in court on Feb. 3.


    http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...46/detail.html
    Excessive?

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    Mrs. FF2 loves to be spanked.

    Oh the fun we have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Mrs. FF2 loves to be spanked.

    Oh the fun we have.
    You happy? You totally buzz killed this excellent thread with your imagery.




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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Mrs. FF2 loves to be spanked.

    Oh the fun we have.
    Looks like the FF2s are at it again...


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    I'm just keepin it real.

    Women love to be spanked. I don't know why.

    Hey where's BigBensAngel when you need her? She'll admit it.

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    "Ouch" is not a safeword!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I'm just keepin it real.

    Women love to be spanked. I don't know why.

    Hey where's BigBensAngel when you need her? She'll admit it.
    Its the chasing and pulling down of pantses that intrigues me.


    Is this part of your repertoire, or is it more of an "ok I guess so" type of meek surrender?


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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post


    "Ouch" is not a safeword!
    Ah, the innocent days of advertising.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Its the chasing and pulling down of pantses that intrigues me.


    Is this part of your repertoire, or is it more of an "ok I guess so" type of meek surrender?

    I don't overthink this and neither should you. There is no chasing, we'd likely pull a hammy and ruin everything. Although you can't just start whackin' away either. You do need an appropriate warm up time. It's a fine line. You have to learn to recognize the signals. All I can say is it does the trick. And if you find something that works, stick with it.

    And despite my self-depricating schtick, FF2 was quite the ladies man back in the early 80s. In all that time, I never once met a conquest who didn't enjoy it. I'm tellin' you young fellas...give it a shot, you will be rewarded handsomely. Oh and don't fall for her protests at the starts. She wants it. They all want it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    I don't overthink this and neither should you. There is no chasing, we'd likely pull a hammy and ruin everything. Although you can't just start whackin' away either. You do need an appropriate warm up time. It's a fine line. You have to learn to recognize the signals. All I can say is it does the trick. And if you find something that works, stick with it.

    And despite my self-depricating schtick, FF2 was quite the ladies man back in the early 80s. In all that time, I never once met a conquest who didn't enjoy it. I'm tellin' you young fellas...give it a shot, you will be rewarded handsomely. Oh and don't fall for her protests at the starts. She wants it. They all want it.
    lol, who knew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2 View Post
    Oh and don't fall for her protests at the starts. She wants it. They all want it.
    That and velcro straps. What women doesn't like velcro straps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    That and velcro straps. What women doesn't like velcro straps?
    exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    That and velcro straps. What women doesn't like velcro straps?
    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny Patrollie View Post
    exactly.
    Its touching when fans from opposing teams can find common ground.

    I admit it, I'm a little verklempt.

    I need a moment.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Its touching when fans from opposing teams can find common ground.

    I admit it, I'm a little verklempt.

    I need a moment.



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