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    Boob reduction for the good of the country!

    Those crazy Aussies!

    [url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581893,00.html?[/url]

    [QUOTE]An Australian track star had her breast implants removed in an attempt to boost her chances of winning a medal at the 2012 Olympics.

    In a magazine interview, Jana Rawlinson admitted she spent $13,000 in the past 14 months getting her breasts enhanced only to have the cosmetic procedure reversed.

    "Yep, I'm back to being flat as a pancake," Rawlinson told Woman's Day magazine.

    The 27-year-old runner said she had the implants taken out because she felt they were affecting her performance on the track.

    "Every time I raced, I panicked about whether I was letting my country down, all for my own vanity," she said.

    [IMG]http://static.stuff.co.nz/1233108507/218/367218.jpg[/IMG]

    "I absolutely loved having bigger boobs, but I don't want to short-change Australia either. I want to feel the most athletic I can, to know that I'm standing on the track in London (2012 Olympics) the fittest I can be."[/QUOTE]

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    When boobs get reduced...everyone loses.

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    I guess she'll have to go back to winning by a nose.

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    I searched "Used Olympian Boobs" on ebay and came up empty.

    They must have sold right away. You gotta be quick on these things.

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    ... she should be gender tested ... in case she has a tree trunk ... like that other olympic runner ...











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    I believe this should fell under the category of illegal performance enhancing and must be banned immediately.

    I can see it now, a star WR prospect has some surgery to make him 2 inches taller so NFL scouts will like him more. This is a bad precident here :P

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3434437]When boobs get reduced...everyone loses.[/QUOTE]

    And why make people cry because you're (ie, the boob reducer) selfish? Its just so unfair.

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    [QUOTE=jetstream23;3434429] An Australian track star had her breast implants removed in an attempt to boost her chances of winning a medal at the 2012 Olympics.

    In a magazine interview, Jana Rawlinson admitted she spent $13,000 in the past 14 months getting her breasts enhanced only to have the cosmetic procedure reversed.

    "Yep, I'm back to being flat as a pancake," Rawlinson told Woman's Day magazine.

    The 27-year-old runner said she had the implants taken out because she felt they were affecting her performance on the track.

    "Every time I raced, I panicked about whether I was letting my country down, all for my own vanity," she said.
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    [I]"On a humous side note, as she exited the magazine interview, Jana was immediately hit by a speeding cab and will spend the next two years in rehab., totally missing the Olympics...."[/I]

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3434466]I guess she'll have to go back to winning by a nose.[/QUOTE]

    That gets a strong HA! :yes:

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    In other news, to save money the Olympics will be replacing it's shotputs this year with (wait for it..........wait for it) used breast implants!















































    [IMG]http://clackhi.nclack.k12.or.us/Physics/projects/Final%20Project-2005/5-FinalProject/shotPut/14b.jpg[/IMG]

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    Damn, shes an indian giver:confused:

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    Boyfriend: Jana I just wanna play with em...
    Jana: Er um...OK just dont pull off the price tags...

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    Jana fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down....

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