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    Naked Jogger near White House

    [B][SIZE=2]Naked Jogger Takes Run Near White House[/SIZE]
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    [SIZE=2]WASHINGTON (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- A man was taken into custody and later hospitalized for a mental observation after he took off all of his clothes and began a jog a few blocks from the White House.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]The man was seen taking off his clothes Wednesday evening around 5 p.m. He left the clothes near 15th and E streets, at the northeast corner of the Ellipse, the green space south of the White House.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Secret Service spokesman Darrin Blackford says the man's run lasted less than a minute before he was apprehended. The president was at the home at the time. But Blackford says the man, who left his clothing in a duffel bag, did not make any threats. His bag was declared suspicious, but its contents were quickly found to be harmless.[/SIZE]
    [B][SIZE=2]Temperatures at the time of the man's run were around 35 degrees.[/SIZE][/B]





    To me the temperature is the key ingredient in the story, obviously a man of confidence.

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    Um Opficer, that's Shrinkage.....

    SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!!


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    Oh, I thought this was a thread from the archive that was started during the Clinton administration. :D

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    Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3439918]Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.[/QUOTE]

    Men with gout should not be running.

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    was he protesting global warming???

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3439918]Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.[/QUOTE]
    excellent thread cross pollination...I love when that happens!

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    A clear violation of his freedom of speech.

    They'll becoming for YOU next.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3439918]Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.[/QUOTE]

    Not if this dude ran more than 25 yards.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3439929]Men with gout should not be running.[/QUOTE]

    Btw, who started the original Gout thread? I need to speak with her pronto.




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