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    Naked Jogger near White House

    Naked Jogger Takes Run Near White House


    WASHINGTON (AP/ 1010 WINS) -- A man was taken into custody and later hospitalized for a mental observation after he took off all of his clothes and began a jog a few blocks from the White House.
    The man was seen taking off his clothes Wednesday evening around 5 p.m. He left the clothes near 15th and E streets, at the northeast corner of the Ellipse, the green space south of the White House.
    Secret Service spokesman Darrin Blackford says the man's run lasted less than a minute before he was apprehended. The president was at the home at the time. But Blackford says the man, who left his clothing in a duffel bag, did not make any threats. His bag was declared suspicious, but its contents were quickly found to be harmless.
    Temperatures at the time of the man's run were around 35 degrees.





    To me the temperature is the key ingredient in the story, obviously a man of confidence.

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    Um Opficer, that's Shrinkage.....

    SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!!



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    Oh, I thought this was a thread from the archive that was started during the Clinton administration.

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    Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.
    Men with gout should not be running.

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    was he protesting global warming???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.
    excellent thread cross pollination...I love when that happens!

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    A clear violation of his freedom of speech.

    They'll becoming for YOU next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Washington police are reporting the shirts in the duffel bag all had food stains on them.
    Not if this dude ran more than 25 yards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Men with gout should not be running.
    Btw, who started the original Gout thread? I need to speak with her pronto.




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