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    Anyone Have Playoff Sex Last Night?

    Not me, too worked up for the game, too drained afterwards. Still have no voice, sound like a squeaky mouse.

    But tonight's the night. Gonna give it to the wife. Give it to her good. Sorta like Kerry Rhodes on an onsides kick. Gonna be all over dat sh*t, bounce it around, grab it with both hands.

    SAR I

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    No, but it wasn't for a lack of trying. She was too wiped out from the Vikes win, then the Jets win and dealing with my drunk a*s after our game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Not me, too worked up for the game, too drained afterwards. Still have no voice, sound like a squeaky mouse.

    But tonight's the night. Gonna give it to the wife. Give it to her good. Sorta like Kerry Rhodes on an onsides kick. Gonna be all over dat sh*t, bounce it around, grab it with both hands.

    SAR I
    LMAO

    I think this is what the Martin Luther King holiday is all about.

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    Hilarious SAR... you very well could have been describing me last night. I was absolutely exhausted, although I woke up at about 3am, and gave my wife a little exploratory nudge from the back of my left hand. No success.

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    Exploratory nudge, HA HA HA, classic.

    I passed out prior to the highlights (11PM I guess), woke up at 4AM and was out on JI posting at 5AM.

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    nope but i did win some backdoor action from one of my buddys wife since she was a charger fan and guaranteed the win. cant wait for her to pay up lol...if the chargers won id have to wear a chargers hat all weekend in vegas for superbowl.

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    With myself.

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    SAR actually shot his load jacking off to his Matt Leinert poster.

    Same Old SAR

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    I have the best wife. She watched both games, was as much of a maniac screaming during the Jet game as my son and me, and hunted down and enjoyed myriad post game shows and highlights until bed time. At this point, our game euphoria morphed into a spirited marital coupling where I orchestrated orgasms for her utilizing manual, oral and penile techniques, and was allowed to complete the experience by "DNA moisturizing" various parts of her personage. After which we watched more Jet highlights until falling into a blissful sleep.

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    is it me or does borgo seem to have the best sex life???

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    Yep, actually gave in to my wife's baby making request under the condition that if it's a boy we name him Rex!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I have the best wife. She watched both games, was as much of a maniac screaming during the Jet game as my son and me, and hunted down and enjoyed myriad post game shows and highlights until bed time. At this point, our game euphoria morphed into a spirited marital coupling where I orchestrated orgasms for her utilizing manual, oral and penile techniques, and was allowed to complete the experience by "DNA moisturizing" various parts of her personage. After which we watched more Jet highlights until falling into a blissful sleep.
    Yeah, but did you get laid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I have the best wife. She watched both games, was as much of a maniac screaming during the Jet game as my son and me, and hunted down and enjoyed myriad post game shows and highlights until bed time. At this point, our game euphoria morphed into a spirited marital coupling where I orchestrated orgasms for her utilizing manual, oral and penile techniques, and was allowed to complete the experience by "DNA moisturizing" various parts of her personage. After which we watched more Jet highlights until falling into a blissful sleep.
    You crack me up like no one else on this board

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBensAngel7 View Post
    is it me or does borgo seem to have the best sex life???
    Gotta marry the right person, I guess. One of these days, my sex drive will wane. Nah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Not me, too worked up for the game, too drained afterwards. Still have no voice, sound like a squeaky mouse.

    But tonight's the night. Gonna give it to the wife. Give it to her good. Sorta like Kerry Rhodes on an onsides kick. Gonna be all over dat sh*t, bounce it around, grab it with both hands.

    SAR I
    hmmm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yankeejet22 View Post
    Yeah, but did you get laid?
    LOL. Read "DNA moisturize" as pulling out and blasting wonderfully soft and fleshy female parts.

    Quote Originally Posted by simijet View Post
    You crack me up like no one else on this board
    I do try to maintain decorum and keep the terminology clinical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Harris View Post
    SAR actually shot his load jacking off to his Matt Leinert poster.

    Same Old SAR
    .....and I've never watched an NCAA football game in my life. Tell me, if I put up a sig a year ago begging for Mark Sanchez, you'd be dogging me from thread to thread, telling me what a genius I am? For putting a name in a sig for a guy who I'd never seen throw a college pass? Sure, that sounds right.

    SAR I

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    Was away with the GF for the weekend, checked out of the hotel yesterday morning, so by game time yesterday, we were both completely satiated.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    LMAO

    I think this is what the Martin Luther King holiday is all about.
    "I as a person will get to the promised land!"

    --SAR to his wife, 9pm tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBensAngel7 View Post
    is it me or does borgo seem to have the best sex life???
    He certainly has the most graphic sex life.

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