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  1. #101
    [QUOTE=SAR I;3466007]Now, prior to a big presentation in the company bathroom, me and my iPhone, different story.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Good old clearing the pipes. Works like a charm.

    And what's with the toes fetish?

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3465870]Hey, JFO, welcome back. Got a hot new piece, I see. 'atta boy!

    You guys got it all wrong - you need to have pre-playoff game good luck sex!

    And BTW CaliJetsFan, unless I read your post wrong, you get to have backdoor with your friends wife?? What in the wide wide world of sports is'a goin' on here?[/QUOTE]

    Big L....the bet was her idea! so now she faces the consequences lol...;)

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    [QUOTE=balladish;3466019]

    And what's with the toes fetish?[/QUOTE]

    Started in 4th grade. Marguerite Stokes. Was the first naked body part I'd ever seen on a girl.

    SAR I

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    [QUOTE=CaliJetsFan;3466942]Big L....the bet was her idea! so now she faces the consequences lol...;)[/QUOTE]

    And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal!

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;3466007]No way, couldn't focus. Scarlett Johansson herself could be naked on the floor, sweaty toes in my nostrils, still couldn't get it up before a big Jets game.

    Now, prior to a big presentation in the company bathroom, me and my iPhone, different story.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    Hit it earlier in the day instead of right before kickoff. Takes the edge off!

    The demons have left the building!

  6. #106
    [QUOTE=Big L;3467094]And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal![/QUOTE]

    Haven't you heard? It's only sex if it's done biblically.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3467094]And your friend is cool with boning his wife in the A? What a pal![/QUOTE]

    ya he could care less :)

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    [QUOTE=SAR I;3464508]Not me, too worked up for the game, too drained afterwards. Still have no voice, sound like a squeaky mouse.

    But tonight's the night. Gonna give it to the wife. Give it to her good. Sorta like Kerry Rhodes on an onsides kick. Gonna be all over dat sh*t, bounce it around, grab it with both hands.

    SAR I[/QUOTE]

    I had to wait til today, but, better late then never.

    My wife is a Dolphins fan. ;)

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    [QUOTE=ARodFLKeysJetsFan;3467578]I had to wait til today, but, better late then never.

    My wife is a Dolphins fan. [/QUOTE]

    I've got the whole twice-a-week thing down now. Tomorrow night I go back in, gonna hit the defenseless receiver.

    SAR I

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