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    Jimmy Johnson for Extenze.

    1. Jimmy Johnson needs money.

    OR

    2. They paid him some OBSCENE amount he couldn't turn down.


    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lCku52Y_YE[/url]

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    [QUOTE=FF2;3532309]1. Jimmy Johnson needs money.

    OR

    2. They paid him some OBSCENE amount he couldn't turn down.


    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lCku52Y_YE[/url][/QUOTE]

    Your ghey theme is fully furthered.

    Nice.

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    And his name is JOHNSON!!!!!!!!

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    Malcolm X's killer was just told to leave WalMart after a PETA protest.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;3532312]And his name is JOHNSON!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=FF2;3532317]Malcolm X's killer was just told to leave WalMart after a PETA protest.[/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://divyanovel.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/drowning2.jpg[/IMG]

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    I guess some folks will do anything for money. :confused:

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    maybe he just has a small cock, and this product is able to extenze it's size and performance. :dunno::dunno:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3532322][IMG]http://divyanovel.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/drowning2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq262/rustybindings/whalers_big.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=shuler82;3532326]maybe he just has a small cock, and this product is able to extenze it's size and performance. :dunno::dunno:[/QUOTE]

    You guys are missing the subliminal advertising, JJ is a big muthr phukin dick head.

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    That video was disturbing...

    Even after using Extenze, JJ still throws a football like a girl :D

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    [QUOTE=Apache 51;3532463]You guys are missing the subliminal advertising, JJ is a big muthr phukin dick head.[/QUOTE]

    Dude it works. My certain part of the male body grew to 3 feet.

    :(

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    [QUOTE=JetChefJR;3532476]That video was disturbing...

    Even after using Extenze, JJ still throws a football like a girl :D[/QUOTE]

    As if admitting on national tv that you're hung like a horse-fly isn't bad enough, he then shows everyone that he throws like a girl?

    Damn, that's embarrassing.:eek:

    Jimmy's new nickname is Tiny Johnson

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    [IMG]http://www.findingdulcinea.com/docroot/dulcinea/fd_images/features/profiles/p/ron-popeil/features/0/image.jpg[/IMG]

    Not quite the Ronco shlong extender but I guess time marches on.

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    btw, Billy Mays laughs in his grave at Jimmy "notso" Johnson

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    I have no need for his product...




























    I just trimmed back the pubes :eek:

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    Having a carnival funhouse mirror may help too.

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    [QUOTE=Wall Street Superstar;3534431]Dude it works. My certain part of the male body grew to 3 feet.

    :([/QUOTE]
    you posted that comment with no pictures??? what is wrong with you:D

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3534678]you posted that comment with no pictures??? what is wrong with you:D[/QUOTE]

    You could just pull up a picture of an elephant and compare.

    It's cool to be packing but most girls usually can't take 8.

    I think they're just enamored with the thought.

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3534849]It's cool to be packing but most girls usually can't take 8.

    I think they're just enamored with the thought.[/QUOTE]

    Your better off using stumpgirth effectively. Then, develop the stutter-step move...yell "your a hot patater momma" out of nowhere...trumps the 8 incher every time.

    Timmmy told me this, I still struggle to withhold length for fear of an errant piercing of the labular minutia and whatnot.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3534864]Your better off using stumpgirth effectively. Then, develop the stutter-step move...yell "your a hot patater momma" out of nowhere...trumps the 8 incher every time.

    Timmmy told me this, I still struggle to withhold length for fear of an errant piercing of the labular minutia and whatnot.[/QUOTE]

    Genius

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