1. Jimmy Johnson needs money.
OR
2. They paid him some OBSCENE amount he couldn't turn down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lCku52Y_YE
And his name is JOHNSON!!!!!!!!
Malcolm X's killer was just told to leave WalMart after a PETA protest.
I guess some folks will do anything for money.![]()
maybe he just has a small cock, and this product is able to extenze it's size and performance.![]()
That video was disturbing...
Even after using Extenze, JJ still throws a football like a girl![]()
Not quite the Ronco shlong extender but I guess time marches on.
btw, Billy Mays laughs in his grave at Jimmy "notso" Johnson
I have no need for his product...
I just trimmed back the pubes![]()
Having a carnival funhouse mirror may help too.
Your better off using stumpgirth effectively. Then, develop the stutter-step move...yell "your a hot patater momma" out of nowhere...trumps the 8 incher every time.
Timmmy told me this, I still struggle to withhold length for fear of an errant piercing of the labular minutia and whatnot.
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