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    Who's been sleeping in my bed...

    [B]Man awakes to find stranger in bed[/B]



    March 25, 2010
    PITTSBURGH (AP) — Police say a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert.


    [B]Homeowner Frank Fontana says he was in bed when the man climbed in about 5:30 Wednesday morning. Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home — and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."[/B]
    Police say Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat.
    Police say the intruder told them he was looking for shelter after a Tuesday night concert by rapper [URL="http://www.lohud.com/article/20100325/NEWS/3250417/Man-awakes-to-find-stranger-in-bed#"]Jay-Z[IMG]http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/2_bing.gif[/IMG][/URL] at the Mellon Arena.
    The 33-year-old man faces a preliminary hearing on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass.




    lol, wtf

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    I thought this was a tribute to Flying Elvis and other swingers on the board.

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3537362]I thought this was a tribute to Flying Elvis and other swingers on the board.[/QUOTE]

    :P

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3537360] Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."[/QUOTE]

    Crap, I woulda said "Yep. Hey, btw, where's the basebll bat?" and see what happens.

    :dunno:

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