[QUOTE=jayjay;3548691]Hey JI guys and gals. if you can't make it to Gotham for an evening of comedy, may I suggest pre-ordering my book at [url]www.amazon.com[/url] "No wonder my parent drank". That way I can entertain you without you ever leaving your house. (seriously...pre-order the book, it's hilarious.):O[/QUOTE]
I will buy your new book, [U]No Wonder My Parents Drank[/U], and the sequel, [U]No Wonder the Readers of CNNSI Drank[/U], after you come to the best town in NJ (borders your hometown) and buy me a drink. Deal?