Hey JI guys and gals. if you can't make it to Gotham for an evening of comedy, may I suggest pre-ordering my book at www.amazon.com "No wonder my parent drank". That way I can entertain you without you ever leaving your house. (seriously...pre-order the book, it's hilarious.)
I will buy your new book, No Wonder My Parents Drank, and the sequel, No Wonder the Readers of CNNSI Drank, after you come to the best town in NJ (borders your hometown) and buy me a drink. Deal?