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    Random...thinking...out loud....

    Where the hell did I put my car keys?

    They hired some new guys at work. One of them I gave a nickname: Goodfellas. He sounds like "Frank Rizzo" from the Jerky Boys. How they gave him a job is beyond me.

    WHAAA? Who left pubes on the terlet???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Where the hell did I put my car keys?

    They hired some new guys at work. One of them I gave a nickname: Goodfellas. He sounds like "Frank Rizzo" from the Jerky Boys. How they gave him a job is beyond me.

    WHAAA? Who left pubes on the terlet???
    I'm hungry, wife is coming home late. I'm supposed to make chicken, potatoes,
    and asparagus. Lotta work. Might just make spaghetti and drink Heffeweizen beer in fridge.

    Yes I will

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    I am thinking I need to invent something to augment my retirement fund.

    I am thinking a sex toy, but what kind?

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    I keep forgetting my wife plays tennis on Wednesdays.

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    Wow...Shecky has 34 thousand posts??

    That anti bacterial stuff stinks...I wonder if she likes the backdoor...she's always rubbing that crap on her hands...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    WHAAA? Who left pubes on the terlet???
    What I dont get is the 9 inch long pubez.

    Surely, they arent mine?



    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    I keep forgetting my wife plays tennis on Wednesdays.
    Yeah, tennis.






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    Who in their right mind would want to get motorcycle lessons from someone like me? And to top it all off, I have to do it on my wife's night off. She's gonna freaking kill me...but if I don't do it and "dude" wipes out, will I have his blood on my hands? I'm not the one that told him to go out and buy a 660 lb brand new Fat Boy as his first bike. I'm scared to death to drive the thing over to the empty lot to teach him...that bike is worth more than every one I ever owned put together. What if I lay it down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Who in their right mind would want to get motorcycle lessons from someone like me? And to top it all off, I have to do it on my wife's night off. She's gonna freaking kill me...but if I don't do it and "dude" wipes out, will I have his blood on my hands? I'm not the one that told him to go out and buy a 660 lb brand new Fat Boy as his first bike. I'm scared to death to drive the thing over to the empty lot to teach him...that bike is worth more than every one I ever owned put together. What if I lay it down?
    I dont care what he bought, I wouldnt teach him on it.

    Is he cute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Yeah, tennis.






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    dude, wtf?

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    Work is so horribly slow. I'm inside watching tv and housing beer and it's 80 out with hot broads walking around in short skirts. I'm going to be drunk by 830 playing videogames and watching tv. Where did my motivation go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    dude, wtf?
    What, they all say that.

    At least the kids are happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    Work is so horribly slow. I'm inside watching tv and housing beer and it's 80 out with hot broads walking around in short skirts. I'm going to be drunk by 830 playing videogames and watching tv. Where did my motivation go?
    Where do you work? It has videogames, hot walkin by broads, TV and beer?

    And you are complaining?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I dont care what he bought, I wouldnt teach him on it.

    Is he cute?
    LMAO! Only if you're into 5' 2" Polish guys experiencing a midlife crisis....











    Dora the Explorer is a sign of the end of days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    LMAO! Only if you're into 5' 2" Polish guys experiencing a midlife crisis....










    Lmao...my buddy bought a fatboy after 9/11 caused his mid-life crisis to boil.

    First day out, stopped at a light in Rockaway, gazes into his rearview, see's a chick on a cell phone looking at the Ocean, not the road, see's she is not slowing down, he jumps off, she hits fatboy full speed and sends it careening 300 feet down the old road.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    What, they all say that.

    At least the kids are happy.
    They are? What did you hear?

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    "sonofabich Ferris Bueller-ed me!!"


    Jamie Pressly is ****ing hot




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    Random thoughts? What if I don't have any?

    Pollen is ridiculous today, but at least it's hot out.

    My post sucks following Jamie Pressly..

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    Do tall people's hemmaroids hang like figs?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    "sonofabich Ferris Bueller-ed me!!"


    Jamie Pressly is ****ing hot



    Her centerfold is one of the best of all time. I can't post it because she has "aurelios" the size of 32Green's head.

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    for some reason I'm having difficulty thinking out loud, or quietly for that matter...

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