This is good for a chuckle or two.,232024

After months and months of hype, Apple's iPad was finally made available to consumers over the weekend. Your thoughts, NFL person?

Terry Bradshaw, FOX Sports NFL Analyst "What's this you're talking about? An iPad? How are you supposed to see if you put a pad on your eye?"
Al Davis, Owner, Oakland Raiders "To me, the phonograph is still the superior technology."
Braylon Edwards(notes), Wide Receiver, New York Jets "I was going to get one, but I wasn't satisfied with the specs for shock resistance. Because let's face it, I'm probably going to drop it."
Dan Snyder, Owner, Washington Redskins "Is it new, shiny and expensive while also not offering any usefulness beyond what we already have? Yes? Then I'll take 9,000 of them."
Idea, obviously, borrowed from The Onion.