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    Steeled for a Steel Reserve...

    [B][URL="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse1.html"][SIZE=2]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse1.html[/SIZE][/URL][/B]

    [B]Police Car No Place For A Beer[/B]

    [B]Cops: Florida teen popped open can of Steel Reserve inside cruiser[/B]

    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0407101inside1.gif[/IMG] APRIL 7--Meet Tasha Lee Cantrell. The 19-year-old Floridian was riding in a car early Monday morning when the vehicle's driver was pulled over and arrested for DUI. As a tow truck arrived to remove her friend's car, a stranded Cantrell asked Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office Deputy Mitchell Landis for a ride home to her Fort Walton Beach residence. Landis agreed, but only after checking Cantrell's purse for any contraband, [URL="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse2.html"][COLOR=#000000]according to an offense report[/COLOR][/URL]. While chauffeuring Cantrell, Landis heard the teenager "open a can of some sort" in the back of the cruiser. "As I looked at my in car video I observed Cantrell drinking out of an unknown can." Landis stopped his car and, upon further investigation, determined that Cantrell had popped open a can of Steel Reserve, a malt liquor known for its high alcohol content. "When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. I retrieved this can and noticed it was Steel Reserve Beer," reported Landis, who immediately arrested Cantrell for underage drinking. Instead of being shuttled to her doorstep, Cantrell, pictured in the below mug shot, was rerouted to the sheriff's office, where she was booked on the misdemeanor charge. (3 pages)

    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0407101purse1a.jpg[/IMG]

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    I know this really isn't funny but...lmfao

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3550767]
    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0407101purse1a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    :barf:

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    She's 19?!?


    Ug. Life is gonna be rough to her. "Rode hard and put away wet" comes to mind...

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    [B]When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs.[/B]

    Did he sniff the beer can?

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    [IMG]http://www.alleewillis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/billy-dee-williams-colt-45-sign_7602.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3550778][B]When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs.[/B]

    Did he sniff the beer can?[/QUOTE]
    Aquavulva Reserve?

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    That chick was destined for a life as an alcoholic stripper from before birth. She just has that look/vibe.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3550781]Aquavulva Reserve?[/QUOTE]
    Beat me to it :D

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3550781]Aquavulva Reserve?[/QUOTE]

    Milking it. Like a rented cow.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3550781]Aquavulva Reserve?[/QUOTE]

    Organic.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3550767][IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0407101purse1a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I get the feeling that's not the first time that chick has been in handcuffs.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3550788]Milking it. Like a rented cow.[/QUOTE]
    sorry, it's early still...

    Octobersnatch?

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3550767][B][URL="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse1.html"][SIZE=2]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse1.html[/SIZE][/URL][/B]

    [B]Police Car No Place For A Beer[/B]

    [B]Cops: Florida teen popped open can of Steel Reserve inside cruiser[/B]

    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0407101inside1.gif[/IMG] APRIL 7--Meet Tasha Lee Cantrell. The 19-year-old Floridian was riding in a car early Monday morning when the vehicle's driver was pulled over and arrested for DUI. As a tow truck arrived to remove her friend's car, a stranded Cantrell asked Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office Deputy Mitchell Landis for a ride home to her Fort Walton Beach residence. Landis agreed, but only after checking Cantrell's purse for any contraband, [URL="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0407101purse2.html"][COLOR=#000000]according to an offense report[/COLOR][/URL]. While chauffeuring Cantrell, Landis heard the teenager "open a can of some sort" in the back of the cruiser. "As I looked at my in car video I observed Cantrell drinking out of an unknown can." Landis stopped his car and, upon further investigation, determined that Cantrell had popped open a can of Steel Reserve, a malt liquor known for its high alcohol content. "When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. I retrieved this can and noticed it was Steel Reserve Beer," reported Landis, who immediately arrested Cantrell for underage drinking. Instead of being shuttled to her doorstep, Cantrell, pictured in the below mug shot, was rerouted to the sheriff's office, where she was booked on the misdemeanor charge. (3 pages)

    [IMG]http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0407101purse1a.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3550782]That chick was destined for a life as an alcoholic stripper from before birth. She just has that look/vibe.[/QUOTE]

    They breed them strippers in OK-A-LOOSA co. Fl.


    Sorry thats all I got.

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3550801]sorry, it's early still...

    Octobersnatch?[/QUOTE]

    better.

    Why do I have the feeling her boobies probably looked really good in that dress? And then she hides them?! C'mon.

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    Steel Reserve...when you want your clothes off, and the cuffs on.

    Pop one open this morning! :thumbup:

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