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    doot whisperers

    Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:

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    Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.

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    I think there may have been two people in that stall and one of them was a having a reluctant anish moment.

    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    May be time for a new job, bro....;)

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    There's a joke like that.

    Guy sits down in the stall.

    Guy in stall next to him asks "So how you doing?"

    First guy says "Fine."

    Guy in next stall asks "How was your weekend?"

    First guy says "It was really nice an relaxing, did some yardwork Saturday and had a nice BBQ on Sunday and watched the game."

    Guy in the next stall says "I'm gonna have to call you back, the a-hole in the next stall keeps answering my questions."

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Wow!!

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    LMAO. That's funny.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3551207]May be time for a new job, bro....;)[/QUOTE]

    Are you kidding? We always have **** to laugh about, esp during lunch. I never thought I'd enjoy gubbermint work so much. :D

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3551193]Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.[/QUOTE]

    Actually, we do have one of those. Someone found his p0rn pix in a project folder he left in a stall. We call him the "stall-party boy".

    When you walk in, if you hear grunting and a sound like 2 fish being slapped together, you're supposed get the hell out of Dodge.

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3551179]Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level. :eek:[/QUOTE]
    LOL

    I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice
    "oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad ..

    I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?"

    "Leave me the f*ck alone"

    I larfed.

    Epic Beard Man no doubt.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3551917]LOL

    I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice
    "oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad ..

    I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?"

    "Leave me the f*ck alone"

    I larfed.

    Epic Beard Man no doubt.[/QUOTE]

    That was you??

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3551923]That was you??[/QUOTE]
    Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside? :eek:

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3551929]Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside? :eek:[/QUOTE]

    They were someone else's entrails.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3551936]They were someone else's entrails.[/QUOTE]

    lol

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