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    doot whisperers

    Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level.

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    Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.

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    I think there may have been two people in that stall and one of them was a having a reluctant anish moment.


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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level.
    May be time for a new job, bro....

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    There's a joke like that.

    Guy sits down in the stall.

    Guy in stall next to him asks "So how you doing?"

    First guy says "Fine."

    Guy in next stall asks "How was your weekend?"

    First guy says "It was really nice an relaxing, did some yardwork Saturday and had a nice BBQ on Sunday and watched the game."

    Guy in the next stall says "I'm gonna have to call you back, the a-hole in the next stall keeps answering my questions."

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level.
    Wow!!

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    LMAO. That's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    May be time for a new job, bro....
    Are you kidding? We always have **** to laugh about, esp during lunch. I never thought I'd enjoy gubbermint work so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Or he was psyching himself up to beat off.
    Actually, we do have one of those. Someone found his p0rn pix in a project folder he left in a stall. We call him the "stall-party boy".

    When you walk in, if you hear grunting and a sound like 2 fish being slapped together, you're supposed get the hell out of Dodge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Dog whisperers. Horse whisperers. Even ghost whisperers.

    I'm in the "remote office", taking care of post-lunch business, and I hear someone 2 stalls away whispering. Thinking it may be something to use as blackmail, I try to listen. The guy is not on the phone, but appears to be talking to his doot: "Cmon; lets go; you can do it".

    I work with the biggest bunch of weirdos, but this is whole 'nother level.
    LOL

    I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice
    "oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad ..

    I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?"

    "Leave me the f*ck alone"

    I larfed.

    Epic Beard Man no doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    LOL

    I was in a stall once in a train station and I hear the dude next to me in a feeble voice
    "oh geez...oh my god...aaahh.." It sounded bad ..

    I hear a dude knock on his door and ask "You OK in there old man?"

    "Leave me the f*ck alone"

    I larfed.

    Epic Beard Man no doubt.
    That was you??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    That was you??
    Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Were they able to stuff all your entrails back inside?
    They were someone else's entrails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    They were someone else's entrails.
    lol

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