Tiger Woods: (takes practice swing, shanks it) CONSARNIT! Hank! Hank!
Hank Haney: Whatís up, Ti?
Tiger Woods: Hank, I got problems.
Hank Haney: Whatís wrong, champ? Youíre back at Augusta! Back in your element!
Tiger Woods: I dunno. All these cameras. All these people. Everyone is ON me. Judging me. I justÖ Iím not used to this, Hank. Itís starting to mess with my brain. Look at this. (takes practice swing, shanks it again) BARF DOGS! STAY FLIPPING STRAIGHT! You see? Iím completely discombobulated!
Hank Haney: Now, relax. Take a deep breath. Youíre at Augusta. Itís the same course youíve always known. And youíre still the same golfer youíve always been. Everything else may be different, but those two things are not.
Tiger Woods: I dunno. I feel like I canít concentrate. Iím trying to appear like Iím comfortable, but IĎm not, and pretending Iím comfortable just makes it worse. I canít even swear! (takes practice swing, shanks it again) HEAVENS TO EARL!
Hank Haney: Hmm. I thought this might happen. I thought you might struggle as the tourney came closer and closer. Thatís why I called in a special consultant to help you. I think this falls outside of my expertise. You need a real fixer.