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    My Girlfriend's Next Present - You Should Buy Yours One As Well

    A woman claims falling from a Wii Fit board turned her into a nymphomaniac.

    Amanda Flowers told the Daily Star she now needs up to 10 sex sessions a day after damaging a nerve in the fall.

    She has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder, a condition which gained global attention when it featured in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy in 2008.

    Ms Flowers, who lives in Manchester, said the urge to have sex was irresistible.

    She said small vibrations from her mobile phone or food processor were enough to turn her on.

    "It began as a twinge down below, before surging through my body," Ms Flowers told the Daily Star.

    "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

    The single Ms Flowers said all she could do was try to control it with deep breathing, or "find a superstud who can satisfy me".

    PGAD was first defined as "intense feelings of genital congestion and sensations that are typically unaccompanied by any conscious awareness of sexual desire" by US doctor Sandra Leiblum.

    The former director of the Centre for Sexual and Relationship Health in New Jersey told FoxNews.com that sensations can last hours or even days, and they truly are unwanted and intrusive.

    She said sexual activity can actually reinforce the sensations or provide only temporary relief.

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    10 times a day? No thanks...I can't handle 10 times a year. Time to throw wii fit in the trash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Death View Post
    She has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder
    Is there a way to somehow make this into an airborn contaigen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    Is there a way to somehow make this into an airborn contaigen?
    Just please keep it away from Roethlisberger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Death View Post
    A woman claims falling from a Wii Fit board turned her into a nymphomaniac.

    Amanda Flowers told the Daily Star she now needs up to 10 sex sessions a day after damaging a nerve in the fall.

    She has been diagnosed with persistent genital arousal disorder, a condition which gained global attention when it featured in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy in 2008.

    Ms Flowers, who lives in Manchester, said the urge to have sex was irresistible.

    She said small vibrations from her mobile phone or food processor were enough to turn her on.

    "It began as a twinge down below, before surging through my body," Ms Flowers told the Daily Star.

    "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

    The single Ms Flowers said all she could do was try to control it with deep breathing, or "find a superstud who can satisfy me".

    PGAD was first defined as "intense feelings of genital congestion and sensations that are typically unaccompanied by any conscious awareness of sexual desire" by US doctor Sandra Leiblum.

    The former director of the Centre for Sexual and Relationship Health in New Jersey told FoxNews.com that sensations can last hours or even days, and they truly are unwanted and intrusive.

    She said sexual activity can actually reinforce the sensations or provide only temporary relief.

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    we really need a picture. something tells me this chick isn't the Heather Locklear we all have in our heads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    we really need a picture. something tells me this chick isn't the Heather Locklear we all have in our heads.
    That's exactly why we don't need a picture. Let us dream!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    That's exactly why we don't need a picture. Let us dream!

    "It's that time again Poli. Wear your Mexican suit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Death View Post

    The single Ms Flowers said all she could do was try to control it with deep breathing, or "find a superstud who can satisfy me".
    I guess your girlfriend must be into deep breathing.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    we really need a picture. something tells me this chick isn't the Heather Locklear we all have in our heads.


    captured just before the fall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post

    "It's that time again Poli. Wear your Mexican suit."
    a) I'll give her the best 30 seconds of her life.




    b) Why is that pic from a laser hair removal site?

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    I'm in for a tenth.

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