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Thread: What is the worst part about being a Miami Dolphin fan?

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    What is the worst part about being a Miami Dolphin fan?

    Coming to the realization that you are gay.

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    [QUOTE=ASH_1962;3625651]Coming to the realization that you are gay.[/QUOTE]

    Waiting for Castro to die

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    This is very deserving of it's own thread...:rolleyes:

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    Living with the delusion that every year you have a superbowl team. Only to have those hopes crushed by week 3 (if you are one of the few fins fans who have a brain) or week 8 for the majority.

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    A jerkoff like Jason Taylor is one of the heroes/faces of your franchise.

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    [QUOTE=ASH_1962;3625651]What is the worst part about being a Miami Dolphin fan?[/QUOTE]

    Accepting the bottom

    [IMG]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/kenny155/dolphinschick.jpg[/IMG]

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    Your team colors are gay. The best player in franchise history who has a statue outside the stadium has never even won the Super bowl.

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    [QUOTE=TampaT;3625669]Accepting the bottom

    [IMG]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/kenny155/dolphinschick.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    don't bring Brady into this, this is about the dolphegs

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    Trying everything possible to make your colors and logo not quite so gay only to realize it is futile. Also, being inundated by JETS' fans every home game against the gang green. I swear there must be as many Jets' fans in that stadium as there are fishdicks.

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    [QUOTE=ASH_1962;3625651]Coming to the realization that you are gay.[/QUOTE]

    LMAO when I first saw the thread title I said to myself "Being Gay?"

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    [QUOTE=TampaT;3625669]Accepting the bottom

    [IMG]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/kenny155/dolphinschick.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Damn, I would accept that bottom in a heart beat!

    That doesnt sound bad at all, she is prob the best part of being a fins fans.

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    You team mascot was the star of a childrens TV show..Flipper, I mean really a dolphin, teal, orange. Nuuf said.

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    I'd say going to the games. As mentioned the Jets games do have tons of you people at Sun Shark Robbie Playerphin Stadium. Then the stadium's a soul-less hell hole, and an expensive one at that. Plus, it's hotter than hell for 11 months of the year.

    In regards to the gay thing:

    [IMG]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6093/normaljetsfan.gif[/IMG]

    Jets fans are just as much a part of the problem as anyone. Not that gay guys are a problem. In fact, they're pretty awesome when it comes to boosting property values. All that leftover income from not raising kids goes right into fixing up their houses and generally improving stuff.

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    [QUOTE=TampaT;3625669]Accepting the bottom

    [IMG]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/kenny155/dolphinschick.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Now that's what I call a doll phan! Those colors look great on her...

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    The worst part of being a phin fan is everything...

    It sucks to be them literally across the board.

    For proof please visit [url]www.finheaven.com[/url]

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    Honestly...

    The worst part is sweeping the Jets, being 5-9 without those games, yet watching the Jets cruise to the AFCCG...

    It hurt all of them. They're just grandstanding when they tell you it doesn't.

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    [QUOTE=PaPZ187;3625681]LMAO when I first saw the thread title I said to myself "Being Gay?"[/QUOTE]

    I was gonna go with "having to tell your dad that you're gay?"

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    leaving the stadium after another Dolphin loss and going home the trailer.

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    Having to see (or even worst, own) this jersey every football week...

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    or haitian.

    [QUOTE=Illinois Jets Fan;3625885]I was gonna go with "having to tell your dad that you're gay?"[/QUOTE]

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