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Thread: S. Browne: "Revis will finish career as a HOUSTON TEXAN"!

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    S. Browne: "Revis will finish career as a HOUSTON TEXAN"!

    www.sylviabrowne.com (America's foremost spiritual forecaster)

    "REVIS IS THE BEST AT HIS CRAFT"

    "THE HIGHEST NUMBER IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE NUMBER - 9"

    "0 - HAS NO POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE VALUE"

    Thus...

    "TAKE THE NUMBER 9, ADD A 0 TO MAKE 90, THEN, SUBTRACT #24..."

    "FROM THAT YOU GET 66"

    "THE FAMOUS ROUTE 66 IS ONE OF THE MAIN ROUTES LEADING TO HOUSTON"

    Now...

    "TAKE THE NAME R-E-V-I-S & ASSIGN A NUMERICAL VALUE FOR EACH"

    "18(R) + 5(E) + 21(V) + 9(I) + 19(S) = 72"

    "DIVIDE 72 BY 24 AND YOU GET 3"


    "THE JETS WILL TRADE REVIS TO THE TEXANS FOR THREE DRAFT PICKS"


    Hahahahahaha! I knew it!!!!!

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    Schroy 48 will finish his "career" as worst ever thread opener in JI history!!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    Schroy 48 will finish his "career" as worst ever thread opener in JI history!!...
    Sylvia Browne: "Schroy48 is a lightening rod for smack-talking schmucks"

    Everything she says is true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I won't be as ill tempered as sg3 but this is pretty bad Schroy. You're making JetsRule look good and that's hard to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    Schroy 48 will finish his "career" as worst ever thread opener in JI history!!...
    Awwwww, he's growing on me. That was pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I won't be as ill tempered as sg3 but this is pretty bad Schroy. You're making JetsRule look good and that's hard to do.
    lol Grim fans on here - sheesh!

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    this is much worse than when Ms.Cleo said LeBron is going to the Wizards this summer on SportsNation

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    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Awwwww, he's growing on me. That was pretty funny.
    Thread of the year.

    Schroy for MOD, get on the bus.



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    if I wanted asscake threads like this I woulda stayed @ espn.

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    The world is ending in 2012 so who really gives a f@ck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by child please View Post
    The world is ending in 2012 so who really gives a f@ck?
    Yeah, but not until December. That's almost a whole season....

    Come on now

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    Yeah, nobody on this board has a sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schroy48 View Post
    www.sylviabrowne.com (America's foremost spiritual forecaster)

    "REVIS IS THE BEST AT HIS CRAFT"

    "THE HIGHEST NUMBER IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE NUMBER - 9"

    "0 - HAS NO POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE VALUE"

    Thus...

    "TAKE THE NUMBER 9, ADD A 0 TO MAKE 90, THEN, SUBTRACT #24..."

    "FROM THAT YOU GET 66"

    "THE FAMOUS ROUTE 66 IS ONE OF THE MAIN ROUTES LEADING TO HOUSTON"

    Now...

    "TAKE THE NAME R-E-V-I-S & ASSIGN A NUMERICAL VALUE FOR EACH"

    "18(R) + 5(E) + 21(V) + 9(I) + 19(S) = 72"

    "DIVIDE 72 BY 24 AND YOU GET 3"


    "THE JETS WILL TRADE REVIS TO THE TEXANS FOR THREE DRAFT PICKS"


    Hahahahahaha! I knew it!!!!!
    Are you on crack?

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    apparently slyvia gets 850 bucks for a "reading"


    proving only that Barnum was correct about his assumption but way underestimated the number of suckers born

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeskerLogan View Post
    if I wanted asscake threads like this I woulda stayed @ espn.
    after reading this, asscake sounds pretty good right about now.

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    Just for the record:
    1. There is no Route 66 and there hasn't been for many years.
    2. When there was a Route 66, it didn't run anywhere near Houston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schroy48 View Post
    www.sylviabrowne.com (America's foremost spiritual forecaster)

    "REVIS IS THE BEST AT HIS CRAFT"

    "THE HIGHEST NUMBER IN THE UNIVERSE IS THE NUMBER - 9"

    "0 - HAS NO POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE VALUE"

    Thus...

    "TAKE THE NUMBER 9, ADD A 0 TO MAKE 90, THEN, SUBTRACT #24..."

    "FROM THAT YOU GET 66"

    "THE FAMOUS ROUTE 66 IS ONE OF THE MAIN ROUTES LEADING TO HOUSTON"

    Now...

    "TAKE THE NAME R-E-V-I-S & ASSIGN A NUMERICAL VALUE FOR EACH"

    "18(R) + 5(E) + 21(V) + 9(I) + 19(S) = 72"

    "DIVIDE 72 BY 24 AND YOU GET 3"


    "THE JETS WILL TRADE REVIS TO THE TEXANS FOR THREE DRAFT PICKS"


    Hahahahahaha! I knew it!!!!!
    I like it. Trade the Beast.

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    Cool - I will take three #1s for Revis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    after reading this, asscake sounds pretty good right about now.
    recipe?

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