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    The 2020 Jets Off-Season Rap Song

    THE 2010 JETS OFF-SEASON RAP SONG

    The Jets go out and sign Cromarte,
    To help us get to that Super Bowl Party,
    But let's just hope he keeps it in his pants,
    As we charge towards that Super Bowl dance.

    We let go of Thomas Jones and signed LT,
    As high profile as a signing as there can be,
    He took a paycut, but he won't starve,
    Just hope this move works out better than the Favre.

    We got rid of Jay Feeley for Nick Folk,
    I hope this doesn't become a season long joke,
    A free agent now, we can persue,
    But this move makes me go "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"

    Then we trade a fifth for that a suspended guy,
    So Santionio Holmes, please don't get high,
    Your receiving talent is what I like,
    Just remember that you are down to your final strike.

    The offenive line will have a bit of a Panica,
    Cause the Jets released Alan Fanaca,
    But, Rex and Tanny said don't fear,
    And drafted a big dude named Vladimir.

    But our first round picks' skills did not lack,
    As we now have Wilson as a cornerback,
    Put him back there with Cromarte and Revis,
    And the opposition's passing game will really believe us.

    Kerry Rhodes was shipped out West,
    Cause he didn't pass the Rex Ryan test,
    Let's hope Rex doesn't look like a fool,
    Replacing Rhodes with Brodney Pool.

    Mark Sanchez had to fix his knee,
    So he opted for arthroscopic surgery,
    He's our leader and he's our guy,
    And better be ready for training camp in July.

    We re-signed Kellen Clemens as the backup,
    Mark is the starting QB so he knows what's up,
    O'Connell and Ainge are still behind,
    But a veteran quarterback is what we must find.

    We decided to sign our biggest enemy,
    And Jason Taylor is who it be,
    But if he plays as well as did Bryan Cox,
    He'll knock some QBs right out of their socks.

    We signed up for Hard Knocks on HBO,
    I now can't wait to watch this show,
    With all the personality on this team,
    It will be the producer's dream

    Rex Ryan has lap band surgery,
    To fix his problem of obesity,
    But he'll continue to say that the Jets are the best,
    And he'll do it this season with a smaller sized breast.

    We lost the coin flip to open up the new site,
    But we'll show the world that opening Monday Night,
    That this seaon is gonna be a lot of fun,
    As we start our 2010 Super Bowl Run.

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    Dump quick.

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    It would be really cool if someone like DWC could perform this and upload to youtube :yes:

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3629829]Dump quick.[/QUOTE]

    I bump the urlacher thread for you and you comment on this.... :mad:

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    [QUOTE=Buzzsaw;3629835]It would be really cool if someone like DWC could perform this and upload to youtube :yes:[/QUOTE]

    Perhaps the only way to make this worse. Excellent.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3629836]I bump the urlacher thread for you and you comment on this.... :mad:[/QUOTE]

    :rotfl:

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    [IMG]http://www.boston.com/ae/sidekick/blog/vanillaice.jpg[/IMG]

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    Rap song about the jets after they win SB.

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    Here's mine:

    We are the Jets Shufflin' Crew
    Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
    We're so bad we know we're good.
    Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
    You know we're just struttin' for fun
    Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
    We're not here to start no trouble.
    We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

    Ladanian Tomlinson
    Well, they call me LT,
    And I like to dance.
    Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
    We've had the goal since training camp
    To give New York a Super Bowl chance.
    And we're not doin' this
    Because we're greedy.
    The Jets are doin' it to feed the needy.
    We didn't come here to look for trouble,
    We just came here to do
    The Super Bowl Shuffle.

    Braylon Edwards
    This is Speedy BrayBray, and I'm world class.
    I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
    I practice all day and dance all night,
    I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
    Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
    I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
    There's not one here that does it like me,
    My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

    Bart Scott
    I'm Samurai Bart I stop'em cold.
    Part of the defense, big and bold,
    I've been jammin' for quite a while,
    Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
    Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
    Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
    I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
    I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle


    Mark Sanchez
    I'm the punky QB, known as Marky.
    When I hit the grass, I've got pain in mah ass.
    I just throw my body all over the field.
    I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
    I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
    I play so cool, I aim to please.
    That's why you all got here on the double
    To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.

    Darrelle Revis
    I'm mama's boy Darrelle, one of a kind.
    The ladies all love me
    For my body and my mind.
    I'm slick on the floor as I can be
    But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
    Some guys are jealous
    Of my style and class,
    That's why some end up on their -,
    I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
    I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.

    Kris Jenkins
    You're lookin' at the Beast,
    I'm no rookie.
    I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
    You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
    When I get the pass, we'll have more fun.
    I can dance, you will see
    The others, they all learn from me.
    I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
    I just came here to do
    The Super Bowl Shuffle.

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    The offenive line will have a bit of a Panica? :confused:

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    have another doughnut, hippobreath

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    I suck donkey balls, my name is Vernon.
    And my contract the Jets should be burnin'.

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    sounds more like a poem or haiku then rap

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