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Thread: Chris Simms driving while stoned

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    Chris Simms driving while stoned

    Awesome:
    [URL="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/chris_simms_arrested_on_driving_wWRUJkveAVjo84Cvb6q2kO"]http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/chris_simms_arrested_on_driving_wWRUJkveAVjo84Cvb6q2kO[/URL]

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    [QUOTE]Authorities report that Simms was traveling at approximately 11mph in a 45 mph zone. He also had what appeared to be the glazing from donuts around his mouth, as well as numerous crumbs. [/QUOTE]

    :eek:

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    how stupid can he be?

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE]

    Hell, we're talking Big Ben dumb here.:yes:

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    "He was so high he could only mutter to the officers, the source said."

    haha.....Sounds like he was on something else......Never saw anyone too stoned to talk LOL

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    [QUOTE=usapaw;3637832]Hell, we're talking Big Ben dumb here.:yes:[/QUOTE]

    No...not that dumb.

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    Why do these guys insist on driving drunk / stoned, etc?? Get a cab!!!

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    [QUOTE=Buzzsaw;3637824]:eek:[/QUOTE]
    LOL - Why anyone would have a problem with athletes driving SLOWLY is beyond me. Obviously, Chris was too baked to be outside at all.

    I agree with KingKoopa - that's not weed he was smoking. Not if his face was glazed like that.

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE]

    Probably this stupid:

    [URL]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/espn_classic_ladies_darts/1194032[/URL]


    Enjoy. :D

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3637825]how stupid can he be?[/QUOTE]

    He went to Texas, didn't he?

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    1. driving that way with your 8month prego wife? no good.
    2. you have a designated driver in your 8month preo wife - use it !

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    I just spoke with Phil, he is PISSED!!

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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L8DcjFOD1k[/url]

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    These guys never learn.:rolleyes: Spend the *ucking money and hire a driver / body guard when you're going to be out partying anywhere in Manhattan. I bet his blood test comes back positive for another substance besides the marijuana.

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    [QUOTE=2009fatman;3637909]These guys never learn.:rolleyes: Spend the *ucking money and hire a driver / body guard when you're going to be out partying anywhere in Manhattan. [B]I bet his blood test comes back positive for another substance besides the marijuana[/B].[/QUOTE]

    Why do you think that? Are you thinking alcohol or harder drugs? I think is unfair to assume that he had 'hard drugs' in his system just because he smoked some pot. IF that is the way you think, than you are out of touch.

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    [QUOTE=King Koopa;3637845]"He was so high he could only mutter to the officers, the source said."

    haha.....Sounds like he was on something else......[B]Never saw anyone too stoned to talk[/B] LOL[/QUOTE]

    nope. I have:yes:

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    [QUOTE=Banks81;3637914]Why do you think that? Are you thinking alcohol or harder drugs? I think is unfair to assume that he had 'hard drugs' in his system just because he smoked some pot. IF that is the way you think, than you are out of touch.[/QUOTE]

    I kind of thought the same thing as the previous poster. Maybe he doesn't smoke pot regularly but it's rare to see someone be that out of wack after smoking some weed.

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    The guy's got a young daughter and a pregnant wife... he needs to be a better role model.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3638000]The guy's got a young daughter and a pregnant wife... he needs to be a better role model.[/QUOTE]

    LMAO!!

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    LOL. I just had a mental block and for 75% of this thread I thought we were talking about Phil Simms. This story is wayyyyyy funnier with Phil.

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