SNY crew: "I would like to own the Dallas Cowboys!"?!?
The question posed last night on SNY was: "If you could own 3 sports franchises which would you choose?"
2 of the 3 hosts said "NY Yankees would be my first choice". No big surprise there.
2 of the 3 hosts said: "I would choose the Cowboys". In fact one of them had the Cowboys over the Yankees.
Mark Malousis (spelling?) said his 3 would be in fact: 1) Yankees 2) Cowboys 3) Celtics I mean can you get any more conservative??? He's toast in my eyes now.
The host of the show said: "I would have to choose the Cowboys as my number 1 because of what THEY STAND FOR"??????? :confused:
What? You mean, you buy into all that "America's Team" propaganda?
At least one of the hosts said he would choose the Cubs for no more reason than: "It would be cool to own one of the buildings across the street and watch the game with my buddies". Ok, that's humble and normal at least.
So, what would be your top 3 choices?
1) NY Jets
2) NY Mets
3) NY Islanders (I wanna turn those suckers around)
*4) Sasketchuan Rough Riders (any team from MooseJaw is ok with me :D)
I think the Mets first since ownership plays such a bigger role in the MLB. I also think it would be fun to try and outspend the Yankees and win every year. Mets fans everywhere wouldnt know what to do with themselves.
Then the Jets obviously
Followed by the Orioles, yes the Orioles. I would bring joy to that tortured fanbase and become a legend. ;)
homer's dream is to own the cowboys but hank scorpio gives him the broncos instead
Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.
This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's
not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if
you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio."
[a whole football team is on his lawn]
[disappointed] Aw, the Denver Broncos!
Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
[a player tries to catch the ball, but falls]
Homer: Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
[another player tries to catch, but hits the ball with his head]
Homer: [sighs] You just don't understand football, Marge.[/quote]