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    Went shark fishing last week in montauk in was awesome we caught a mako and it two backflips out of the water and tail dancing across it it was pretty intense...

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3664536]So you didn't really see it.[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=MCBNY;3664730]He didn't see it, he seen it.[/QUOTE]

    Why is this type of stuff allowed to go on?














    :D
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    [QUOTE=BigJet85;3664742]Went shark fishing last week in montauk[/QUOTE]

    There's other things to hunt out there...

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    live every week like it's shark week

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    [QUOTE=DefenseWinsChampionships2;3664521]Your not the only one man, I understand exactly where your coming from. I love the beach, but you won't even catch me in the ocean anymore. It's just not too fun in my eyes.

    I'm nervious of sting rays, was always doing the sting ray shuffle as a kid, but I'm simply petrified of Sharks with the warm waters of the FLorida gulf. I just feel like I'm part of the food chain when I'm in the ocean, I get a really scared/nervious/feeling of not belonging; it just doesn't feel natural.

    The last time I actually went into the water, I seen my life flash between my eyes. I was about 30 yards deep into the ocean, seen a huge shark literally 5 feet away from me. Looked like he was on the hunt, creeping REAL slow through the waters. I told myself to stay still and don't move my legs, didn't work. I went into a panic attack for the first time in my life, started to freak out and never swam so fast in my life. [I][B]Come to find out, it wasn't a shark, it was a Dolphin, but still[/B][/I]... I don't really trust a hungry or mad Dolphin either.

    Lonh story short: I seen just how petrifying it could be when a shark is near. Since that day, I've been to the beach over 100 times, but have never and will never step foot in the ocean again.[/QUOTE]


    You actually tricked me into being interested until you pulled the carpet out from under me. :(


    The next time I hear about a renegade Dolphin going on a killing spree will be the first time.

    I think you should come up with a rap about the incident and post it on Youtube... I'm not kidding.

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    [QUOTE=bitonti;3666333]live every week like it's shark week[/QUOTE]

    I do bro.. it ain't easy.

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    [QUOTE=Pac2566;3666449]You actually tricked me into being interested until you pulled the carpet out from under me. :(


    The next time I hear about a renegade Dolphin going on a killing spree will be the first time.

    I think you should come up with a rap about the incident and post it on Youtube... I'm not kidding.[/QUOTE]

    I went campin' wit my lady, down by the sea.

    Grilled some dogs with my son, my brother and me.

    Took a swim, it was grim, saw a fin inchin' in.

    I threw up, pee'd a little and bout jumped out my skin'.

    The beast crept closer, my mind numbin' over.

    Turned quick, swam fast, this dick shark swam past.

    That's when I saw his bottle nose, so the throttle slowed.

    I stopped dead in my tracks, showed him my Zach Thomas tattoo etched on my ass.

    He laughed.

    That's when I started thankin' God I wouldn't need a skin graph.

    Yo yo G. Represent.
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    I spit hot fire.

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3666480]I went campin' wit my lady, down by the sea.

    Grilled some dogs with my son, my brother and me.

    Took a swim, it was grim, saw a fin inchin' in.

    I threw up, pee'd a little and bout jumped out my skin'.

    The beast crept closer, my mind numbin' over.

    Turned quick, swam fast, this dick shark swam past.

    That's when I was his bottle nose, so the throttle slowed.

    I stopped dead in my tracks, showed him my Zach Thomas tattoo etched on my ass.

    He laughed.

    That's when I started thankin' God I wouldn't need a skin graph.

    Yo yo G. Represent.[/QUOTE]

    Well done! :D

    Lemme put some paper to pad and get back to you wit minez...

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    [QUOTE=Pac2566;3666488]Well done! :D

    Lemme put some paper to pad and get back to you wit minez...[/QUOTE]

    I'm starting to believe I have dyslexia. At least mildly.

    Was = saw. :nono:

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3666485]I spit hot fire.[/QUOTE]

    that sh!t was 38-HOT, yo!!!


    -- realest talk eva --

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3666480]
    That's when I saw his bottle nose, so the throttle slowed.

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    I liked this part...larfl

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3666485]I spit hot fire.[/QUOTE]

    Thanks Dylon! You ryhme and you rip, you rip and you rhyme!

    Who are the 5 best rappers of all time?

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    [QUOTE=jetsnrangers;3666549]Thanks Dylon! You ryhme and you rip, you rip and you rhyme!

    Who are the 5 best rappers of all time?[/QUOTE]

    Dylon.

    Dylon.

    Dylon.

    Dylon.

    And

    Dylon.

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3664950]There's other things to hunt out there...[/QUOTE]

    Oh yeah the 3 50lbs bass i caught also

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    [B]Panic in the Atlantic:[/B]


    sittin on the sand with a blunt in my hand... lookin' at the waves wit my mind in a daze

    sud-den-ly i think, yo i know what to do... jump in the water and swim to Peru

    I made it 40 feet when I stopped in a panic... come to find out there are sharks in the Atlantic :eek:

    my head went dizzy and my trunks I nearly shat ... I screamed at my lady YO, THROW ME MY GAT...

    about to pull the trigger when the shark started buggin'... it sprayed me with water then tried to give me some huggin?!

    I thought; yo whats up wit dis sharks-are-Jack-the-Ripper... that's when it popped up out the sea -oh snap this bit-h is Flipper...

    at first I laughed I got so scared but this gay fish was cool... the more I thought about it though it played me for a fool...

    I took my glock and plugged it's hole and shot that dolphin - BAM!... my lady cheered me all along screaming "Philly you are the man"!

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    Would have changed "some huggin?!" to McLovin' :yes:

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    This thread needs more lighter malfunction.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3664411]And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.[/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=BLEED JET GREEN;3664428]This shark, swallow you whole.[/QUOTE]


    LMAO. Great quotes.
    Last edited by southside; 08-03-2010 at 04:40 PM.

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    The most terrifying creatures on the planet.

    I think that's my ultimate nightmare scenario. Swimming in the ocean and a 25 foot Great White comes out of nowhere. There's nothing you can do. You're totally out of your element.

    Two tons of nothing but muscle and teeth coming straight at you.

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