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    My kids are now 22, 19, 17 and 15.

    But about 5 years ago I would not have wanted them to see Pulp Fiction.

    How, exactly, do you explain the "gag ball"? I mean, if you're not Raoul?

    Or, "Daddy, what's up with the Gimp?"

    Yeah, no way.

    Now? We'll watch it together soon.


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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3665699]My kids are now 22, 19, 17 and 15.

    But about 5 years ago I would not have wanted them to see Pulp Fiction.

    How, exactly, do you explain the "gag ball"? I mean, if you're not Raoul?

    Or, "Daddy, what's up with the Gimp?"

    Yeah, no way.

    Now? We'll watch it together soon.


    _[/QUOTE]

    LMAO!!!

    I may be PMing you for advice on my 13 year old son.


    :yes:


    "son, gag balls are not really about violence or silencing screams, they are about the love between a man and a woman.....




    lolz

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3665600]I read the review in the paper for Human Centipede and I got the dry heaves.[/QUOTE]

    Anyone see it? How does it turn out in the end?

























    :rimshot:

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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI[/url]

    Truly a terrific movie, although a little... "much".

    Not even 1/4 as disturbing as the book though.

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    A Clockwork Orange.:yes:

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3665699]My kids are now 22, 19, 17 and 15.

    But about 5 years ago I would not have wanted them to see Pulp Fiction.

    How, exactly, do you explain the "gag ball"? [B]I mean, if you're not Raoul?[/B]

    Or, "Daddy, what's up with the Gimp?"

    Yeah, no way.

    Now? We'll watch it together soon.


    _[/QUOTE]

    If you Americans weren't so uptight about everything this can be explained very easily.

    "That's for when I want Mommy to stfu"

    :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3666076]If you Americans weren't so uptight about everything this can be explained very easily.

    "That's for when I want Mommy to stfu"

    :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    +1

    The French have balls.

    [SIZE="1"][insert WWII joke here][/SIZE]

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3666113]+1

    French women have balls.

    [SIZE="1"][insert WWII joke here][/SIZE][/QUOTE]

    fixed it their for ya frenchy....

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    Blue Velvet.

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    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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    Saving Private Ryan (knife slowly sinking into chest scene).

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    [QUOTE=124;3665304]American Beauty.[/QUOTE]


    such a bullsh*t hollywood hates the suburbs- movie...just like Revolutionary Road.

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    "Every Woman Has a Fantasy, Parts 1 & 2"

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    [QUOTE=Tucker134;3666840]such a bullsh*t hollywood hates the suburbs- movie...just like [B]Revolutionary Road[/B].[/QUOTE]

    Ugh, blech. I had such high hopes for that movie. What a crapfest.

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3666999]Ugh, blech. I had such high hopes for that movie. What a crapfest.[/QUOTE]

    +1 Dull. Also, am I the only one who does not want to see Kate Winslet's boobs in another flick. They are not attractive.

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3667003]+1 Dull. Also, am I the only one who does not want to see Kate Winslet's boobs in another flick. They are not attractive.[/QUOTE]

    What about her bush?

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    Backdoor Sluts #7

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    [QUOTE=Borgoguy;3667003]+1 Dull. Also,[B] am I the only one who does not want to see Kate Winslet's boobs in another flick[/B]. They are not attractive.[/QUOTE]

    Then do NOT rent The Reader.

    Full frontal. Not pretty.

    Read (and enjoyed) the book, wanted to see how they treated the story on film. No homo.


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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3667119]Then do NOT rent The Reader.

    Full frontal. Not pretty.

    Read (and enjoyed) the book, wanted to see how they treated the story on film. No homo.


    _[/QUOTE]

    Too late. I saw it when it opened (no pun :D). I liked the movie, but had already had my fill of Kate's private "stash". I don't know why they need to showcase her body all the time. It's not that hot.

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    After all these years, [I]The Exorcist[I] still disturbs me and I wouldn't want either of my kids seeing another kid projectile vomiting and cursing out a couple of priests.

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    One of the best, creep filled, flicks of this genre:

    [URL=http://img191.imageshack.us/i/5113yqfbzdl.jpg/][IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4922/5113yqfbzdl.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhsrsWcEspc&feature=fvw[/url]

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