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    MEGAN FOX & RIHANNA VIDEO

    Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

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    The catchiest tune about domestic violence I've heard in quite some time.

    Megan Fox deserves better- she should be with me...I'd give her 30 seconds of sheer bliss between several long intervals in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Why trash a Friday thread with that image?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Why trash a Friday thread with that image?
    <sigh> Lighten up, Francis. I can't help myself. When it comes to celebrities - especially ones who media tells us are "sexy" - I can always find something off and relentlessly hammer that point home. It's almost Pavlovian at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
    shall we...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    shall we...
    I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.
    Is she on the A team, no. But she could ride pine on the B team for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I understand Rihanna, and her forehead, are not everyone's cup of tea. But I find her really sexy. She'd be a welcome rider (suckler) on my phallus or face should she ever accept my standing offer.
    Oh, I'd wrap her legs around my face like a friggin horse on a feedbag, no doubt. But I'd also be able to project old family movies on her forehead. Just sayin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    <sigh> Lighten up, Francis. I can't help myself. When it comes to celebrities - especially ones who media tells us are "sexy" - I can always find something off and relentlessly hammer that point home. It's almost Pavlovian at this point.
    right.

    if Rihanna had a penis, you wouldn't complain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    right.

    if Rihanna had a penis, you wouldn't complain
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUgZto9y_aM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Oh, I'd wrap her legs around my face like a friggin horse on a feedbag, no doubt. But I'd also be able to project old family movies on her forehead. Just sayin'.
    LOL. Forget about it, I would need a tongue transplant from overuse. Unfortunately, an image of Rihanna I could post is of her naked. It's a shot she took of herself in the mirror just out of the shower. It must have been a gift to that moron Chris brown who beat her.

    Let me tell ya, that young woman is hot beyond belief in that image. Supple (seemingly ethereally silky) B+ breasts with perky nipplage and nipple rings; long, gorgeous legs; and intoxicating caramel colored skin. It just takes your breath away. Another image shows a near perfect, heart shaped butt. Forehead or not, I'm losing gobs of DNA in/on Rihanna.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Forget about it, I would need a tongue transplant from overuse. Unfortunately, an image of Rihanna I could post is of her naked. It's a shot she took of herself in the mirror just out of the shower. It must have been a gift to that moron Chris brown who beat her.

    Let me tell ya, that young woman is hot beyond belief in that image. Supple (seemingly ethereally silky) B+ breasts with perky nipplage and nipple rings; long, gorgeous legs; and intoxicating caramel colored skin. It just takes your breath away. Another image shows a near perfect, heart shaped butt. Forehead or not, I'm losing gobs of DNA in/on Rihanna.
    agreed, Borgo.


    her legs make me JIMP almost automatically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    agreed, Borgo.


    her legs make me JIMP almost automatically.
    Look, I walk into a room with Rihanna naked, wearing a pair of spiked heels, and I'm gonna fire off a 21 gun salute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Look, I walk into a room with Rihanna naked, wearing a pair of spiked heels, and I'm gonna fire off a 21 gun salute.
    lol...

    she's so hot though, my recovery time would be like 30 seconds.


    alas, she's so damn hot that my "performance" time would be even shorter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    lol...

    she's so hot though, my recovery time would be like 30 seconds.


    alas, she's so damn hot that my "performance" time would be even shorter
    Absolutely. Minimal, if any, refractory time. She's one of those chicks where you're thinking about what you will do to her next, sexually, as you're exploding wildly in one of her orifices or another. I mean, look at this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Anybody see Eminem's new video featuring the two hotties? They both look great, especially Rihanna's exquisite face and Megan in those cutoffs and boots. In light of her beating at the hands of Chris Brown, I found it odd that she'd sing the lyric, "That's all right, because I like the way it hurts". Geez.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
    the lucky ****er in that video got to play tongue hockey with Megan Fox. Life aint fair.


    BTW - I strenuously object to nipple rings. Like drawing a damn mustache on the Mona Lisa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    the lucky ****er in that video got to play tongue hockey with Megan Fox. Life aint fair.


    BTW - I strenuously object to nipple rings. Like drawing a damn mustache on the Mona Lisa.
    Thanks, Q. I was waiting for someone to bring this up. That's Dominic Monaghan, of Lost fame.

    I would have killed for that role. Just all day grinding on, and open mouth making out with, Megan Fox. It ain't busting concrete. Walking around in those cutoff shorts and boots is quite a sight.

    I'm not big on piercings or tattoos, but could live with it.

    EDIT: If I were playing the male role with Megan in the video, I'd insist on at least 20 takes of the scene with her legs spread at approx. 1:34.
    Last edited by Borgoguy; 08-06-2010 at 04:13 PM.

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    btw - Finally saw "Jennfier's Body" and that make out scene with Amanda Seyfried? I set a new record from flaccid to diamond cutting. holy moley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    btw - Finally saw "Jennfier's Body" and that make out scene with Amanda Seyfried? I set a new record from flaccid to diamond cutting. holy moley.
    LOL. Yeah, that's one hot "fire & ice" chick combination.

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