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Thread: Katy Perry - a whole lot less talented than Simon and Garfunkel

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    [QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3672113]Bass... I used to listen to metal a LOT, but not so much now.[/QUOTE]

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    God damn she is the most overrated no talent hack out there. She's got teets and isn't afraid to let the world know she knows it. Otherwise, waste of time.

    Zooey, on the other hand, at least has talent in her bones...

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    [QUOTE=SDJETS;3672163]God damn she is the most overrated no talent hack out there. She's got teets and isn't afraid to let the world know she knows it. Otherwise, waste of time.

    Zooey, on the other hand, at least has talent in her bones...[/QUOTE]


    i wouldn't mind throwing my bone into Zooey or Katy's "talents" :yes:

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3671987]
    [IMG]http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/IMG]

    First off, when I saw this I didn't even realize they were different girls, until I read the other comments.
    They look like identical twins! :eek:

    And then I quoted this and saw a pretty hilarious hidden message.

    I wonder how many of those are all over this place

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3672057][IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShjWquuI-L42YeZFCeoYHqOFG4kkcvWztPHrx9mszI_oUJ8UE&t=1&usg=__n1JHu_3nCnRmS2k2tVHcJBQ5l3o=[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    I've been "outed"! I wasn't even "in"!

    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3672177]i wouldn't mind throwing my bone into Zooey or Katy's "talents" :yes:[/QUOTE]

    I never said I wouldn't hit it. I'm just saying she's not that attractive. This on the other hand:

    [img]http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Kate-Beckinsale-kate-beckinsale-78851_1280_1024.jpg[/img]
    Last edited by southside; 08-07-2010 at 08:21 PM.

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    [QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3672187][QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3671987]
    [IMG]http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zooey-deschanel.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    First off, when I saw this I didn't even realize they were different girls, until I read the other comments.
    They look like identical twins! :eek:

    And then I quoted this and saw a pretty hilarious hidden message.

    I wonder how many of those are all over this place[/QUOTE]

    Haha, yeah I just saw that. Pretty funny. PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.

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    [QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3671905]Too bad she's engaged to this f****** ass clown

    [IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvFGUBrU9H4RG1kXVT-ES2D6VtXRiE-jhg1-li_dKRMggzIkA&t=1&usg=__2xr3P6N1l4t64LzXEtTeRM0tOxk=[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Who/What the Farg is that?

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    [QUOTE=southside;3672195]Haha, . PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.[/QUOTE]

    Lol. Cant top that.

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    [QUOTE=southside;3672195]Haha, yeah I just saw that. Pretty funny. PK is a funny dude... even if he does like the balls from time to time.[/QUOTE]

    LMAO!! The balls?!

    Teabagger.

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    Katy has great lung power, even for a smoker.

    [URL=http://img266.imageshack.us/i/katyperrybahamaboobs06.jpg/][IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5642/katyperrybahamaboobs06.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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    I got first dibs on the right hand. :D

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    Check out the body on Katy in the video below. Also note the always gorgeous Anna Kournikova on the panel. I won't even allow myself to imagine those two going at it...in the 69 position..with me watching...then being serviced by both simultaneously...then allowed to explode in Katy from behind as she's doing Anna orally...But I digress.

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNl5GlnkVRc[/url]

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    Incredible body, but incredibly doofy looking. I put her in the "She's Sexy But Very Doofy Looking, Sort of Like Amanda Peet" category.

    [IMG]http://www.celebopedia.net/amanda-peet/images/amanda-peet.jpg[/IMG]

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    :D I like that category Jets Things.

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    Her music sucks, but yeah, what a body.

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    [QUOTE=Black Death;3671852][IMG]http://www.rollingstone.com/files/content/mounts/sambamount/images/MUSIC/ISSUE%20CONTENT/1111/katy_perry_topless_fishnet.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/06/500x_katyperrybroke.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://www.picbreak.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/9af69_Katy-Perry-Candid-Sexy-Cleavage-In-Concert.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/11tn4np.jpg[/IMG]

    [IMG]http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/katy-perry-clothing-line-designer-upskirt-nipple-slip-lily-allen-feud-crass-lyrics-pics-photos-gallery-forum-upskirt-bikini-pics-photoshoot-plaid-skirt-lollipop-cheating-blind-item-padma.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Sure S and G are more talented than katy but no one is gonna pork Garfunkell. Not even w/ Simon's peter.

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