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Thread: Where were ads like this when I was single?

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    Where were ads like this when I was single?

    [url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3688961][url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url]

    If this interests you and you're between the ages of 35-50, send me a message that doesn't make you seem like some sex crazed horndog, [B]mentally retarded,[/B] or both.

    [/QUOTE]

    Wouldn't have did you any good.


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    I'm guessing it's Tex.

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    [QUOTE=Peebag;3689015]I'm guessing it's Tex.[/QUOTE]


    could be kelly fishing for Banks

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    You're back?

    I'm leaving.

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3689321]You're back?

    I'm leaving.[/QUOTE]

    C'mon; now is when Timmy needs you most. He's looking for that average intercourse; something late, and early if you can manage it.

    Two posts per day; is that a lot to ask? That's the way to help a "friend" have a great thread.

    Easy, right? Now look - we're both half finished.

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3689331] He's looking for that average intercourse; something late, and early if you can manage it.

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    not so much into that early scene, for various reasons.

    I believe I posted this ad recently while drinking

    [url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1625829503.html[/url]

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    Pass. Obviously a non-stop b*tch who will complain about everything, even while you're doing her ("Are you in?" "Well, what's taking so long?" "Hurry up - American Idol is starting!"). Being around her sounds like a permanent case of ED.

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    She lost me at, "I'm not a deep throating goddess."

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    What are you doing searching personal ads on craigs list?

    Just curious. :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3689418]What are you doing searching personal ads on craigs list?

    Just curious. :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    I just entered this in a seach and it came up:

    "stick it in suck nipples get rocks off sleep no talking leave"













    [SIZE="1"]
    actualy it was at best of craigslist[/SIZE]

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3689421]I just entered this in a seach and it came up:

    "stick it in suck nipples get rocks off sleep no talking leave"













    [SIZE="1"]
    actualy it was at best of craigslist[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

    You are soooooo lost with the wife away, no?


    :dunno:


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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3689019]could be kelly fishing for Banks[/QUOTE]

    She almost had me too. Too bad she put in the sex crazed horndog clause.

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    [QUOTE=Banks81;3689441]She almost had me too. Too bad she put in the sex crazed horndog clause.[/QUOTE]

    Me too, I was putting on my last shoe.

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    It'd be a match made in heaven if she could find the dude with the ad "Lookin for a plump chick to stick it in while you watch TV".

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3689476]It'd be a match made in heaven if she could find the dude with the ad "Lookin for a plump chick to stick it in while you watch TV".[/QUOTE]


    I'm a little leery that there would be cats, cigarette smoke, hairy armpits and BO. Probably a few books on wiccans laying about.

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    Timmy

    Keep looking...

    I want the ad that says I can "do my thing" and then go home.

    10 -15 minutes is all I need.

    I don't want to sleep with her literally.:P

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    [QUOTE=southparkcpa;3689506]Timmy

    Keep looking...

    I want the ad that says I can "do my thing" and then go home.

    10 -15 minutes is all I need.

    I don't want to sleep with her literally.:P[/QUOTE]

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdiRkiYREU[/url]

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    I would need more romance.

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3688961][url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/1443322973.html[/url][/QUOTE]

    That's FF2. I know it for a fact. Little extra padding Yeah ok fatso

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