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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3696683]My wife never allowed the beautiful italian ceramic utensil holder on the counter. :(


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    Because why use something for it's intention, right? :rolleyes: As I said before, "...take away reason and accountability." I find it perplexing that I have to defend keeping the knife block - WITH THE KNIFES IN IT - on the counter, rather than in a drawer.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3696690]Because why use something for it's intention, right? :rolleyes: As I said before, "...take away reason and accountability." I find it perplexing that I have to defend keeping the knife block - WITH THE KNIFES IN IT - on the counter, rather than in a drawer.[/QUOTE]

    I was able to keep the knife block on the counter, if that's any consolation to me.

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    [QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3696685][SIZE="1"]Your vagina is showing.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

    I'd rather my vagina be showing than have a homemade sauce that tastes like Cascade. :mad:

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3696693]I'd rather my vagina be showing than have a homemade sauce that tastes like Cascade. :mad:[/QUOTE]

    CAT FIGHT! :eek:








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    [QUOTE=32green;3696527]Who takes them.






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    Sock dryer monster?

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3696690]Because why use something for it's intention, right? :rolleyes: As I said before, "...take away reason and accountability." I find it perplexing that I have to defend keeping the knife block - WITH THE KNIFES IN IT - on the counter, rather than in a drawer.[/QUOTE]


    one of the first rules of marriage: all flat surfaces (counters, table tops, desks, etc.) must be free and clear at all times!!


    i'm like, WTF? isn't that what the counter's for, to put stuff on it?? :huh:

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3696668]32 loves farts and Kraft.




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    Weird.

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    [QUOTE=Polidore22;3696668]32 loves arts and crafts.




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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3696559]Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!!

    [IMG]http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk318/cheezerbc/scissor.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3696578]i don't really know what i'm looking at here.

    but whatever it is, i can't look away.


    mesmerizing.[/QUOTE]

    It's Jason Taylor and Woody Johnson! :eek:

    That was the only way JT would agree to play here. The things our owner does to improve the team. Just incredible.

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    [QUOTE=NY_80;3697970]It's Jason Taylor and Woody Johnson! :eek:

    That was the only way JT would agree to play here. The things our owner does to improve the team. Just incredible.[/QUOTE]

    Lmao...redefining signing bonus's as we know them!:D


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    [QUOTE=32green;3697986]Lmao...redefining signing bonus's as we know them!:D


    :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Did you ever find those scissors?

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    [QUOTE=pauliec;3698017]Did you ever find those scissors?[/QUOTE]

    Nope. Used the Chicken scissors out of the knife block just like JW suggested...just inches away...and I never thought of it.

    One day, I will be rooting around in the basement for some lightbulbs and find a box labeled "Fargin Scissors" with my wifes handwriting.

    Then its on.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3696965]one of the first rules of marriage: all flat surfaces (counters, table tops, desks, etc.) must be free and clear at all times!!


    i'm like, WTF? isn't that what the counter's for, to put stuff on it?? :huh:[/QUOTE]

    yet a simple bed must have ten pillows

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3698025]yet a simple bed must have ten pillows[/QUOTE]

    lol, plop plop plop on teh floor every night til I finally get down to one....yet she still insists..:D

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    [QUOTE=NY_80;3697970]It's Jason Taylor and Woody Johnson! :eek:
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    :rotfl: :rotfl:

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3696586]with me it's guitar picks.

    had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.[/QUOTE]
    Dunlop .88's?

    Mine are gone, as well. :mad:

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3698025]yet a simple bed must have ten pillows[/QUOTE]

    THANK YOU! I'm not the only one that lives with this insanity!!!

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3701734]THANK YOU! I'm not the only one that lives with this insanity!!![/QUOTE]

    [B]my bed time ritual[/B]

    I plop first pillow on the floor

    her: stop it

    plop (second)

    her: I want a pillow over there so I can snuggle next to you

    me:yeah, right

    plop

    plop

    plop

    plop

    (get into bed)

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    [QUOTE=32green;3696572]10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

    Thin air. With all the pens.


    I found a fabric cutting one.

    Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

    They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

    That means I needed them on the counter.


    YOu dont decide where they go.

    I do.[/QUOTE]

    My wife's way of 'organizing' is putting **** where it doesn't belong, It drives me and my kids crazy. My kids and I know exactly where everything this, so stop touching everything.

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    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3696965]one of the first rules of marriage: all flat surfaces (counters, table tops, desks, etc.) must be free and clear at all times!!


    i'm like, WTF? isn't that what the counter's for, to put stuff on it?? :huh:[/QUOTE]


    It could be worse. You could be married to a gnarled stump of a human being like those wretched people on 'Hoarders:Buried Alive. Everytime I watch that show I want to burn their homes down.

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