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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    My wife never allowed the beautiful italian ceramic utensil holder on the counter.


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    Because why use something for it's intention, right? As I said before, "...take away reason and accountability." I find it perplexing that I have to defend keeping the knife block - WITH THE KNIFES IN IT - on the counter, rather than in a drawer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Because why use something for it's intention, right? As I said before, "...take away reason and accountability." I find it perplexing that I have to defend keeping the knife block - WITH THE KNIFES IN IT - on the counter, rather than in a drawer.
    I was able to keep the knife block on the counter, if that's any consolation to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Your vagina is showing.
    I'd rather my vagina be showing than have a homemade sauce that tastes like Cascade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I'd rather my vagina be showing than have a homemade sauce that tastes like Cascade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Who takes them.






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    Sock dryer monster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Because why use something for it's intention, right? As I said before, "...take away reason and accountability." I find it perplexing that I have to defend keeping the knife block - WITH THE KNIFES IN IT - on the counter, rather than in a drawer.

    one of the first rules of marriage: all flat surfaces (counters, table tops, desks, etc.) must be free and clear at all times!!


    i'm like, WTF? isn't that what the counter's for, to put stuff on it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    32 loves farts and Kraft.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    32 loves arts and crafts.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!!

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    mesmerizing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY_80 View Post
    It's Jason Taylor and Woody Johnson!

    That was the only way JT would agree to play here. The things our owner does to improve the team. Just incredible.
    Lmao...redefining signing bonus's as we know them!



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao...redefining signing bonus's as we know them!


    Did you ever find those scissors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec View Post
    Did you ever find those scissors?
    Nope. Used the Chicken scissors out of the knife block just like JW suggested...just inches away...and I never thought of it.

    One day, I will be rooting around in the basement for some lightbulbs and find a box labeled "Fargin Scissors" with my wifes handwriting.

    Then its on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    one of the first rules of marriage: all flat surfaces (counters, table tops, desks, etc.) must be free and clear at all times!!


    i'm like, WTF? isn't that what the counter's for, to put stuff on it??
    yet a simple bed must have ten pillows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    yet a simple bed must have ten pillows
    lol, plop plop plop on teh floor every night til I finally get down to one....yet she still insists..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY_80 View Post
    It's Jason Taylor and Woody Johnson!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    with me it's guitar picks.

    had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.
    Dunlop .88's?

    Mine are gone, as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    yet a simple bed must have ten pillows
    THANK YOU! I'm not the only one that lives with this insanity!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    THANK YOU! I'm not the only one that lives with this insanity!!!
    my bed time ritual

    I plop first pillow on the floor

    her: stop it

    plop (second)

    her: I want a pillow over there so I can snuggle next to you

    me:yeah, right

    plop

    plop

    plop

    plop

    (get into bed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

    Thin air. With all the pens.


    I found a fabric cutting one.

    Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

    They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

    That means I needed them on the counter.


    YOu dont decide where they go.

    I do.
    My wife's way of 'organizing' is putting **** where it doesn't belong, It drives me and my kids crazy. My kids and I know exactly where everything this, so stop touching everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    one of the first rules of marriage: all flat surfaces (counters, table tops, desks, etc.) must be free and clear at all times!!


    i'm like, WTF? isn't that what the counter's for, to put stuff on it??

    It could be worse. You could be married to a gnarled stump of a human being like those wretched people on 'Hoarders:Buried Alive. Everytime I watch that show I want to burn their homes down.

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