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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3701790]It could be worse. You could be married to a gnarled stump of a human being like those wretched people on 'Hoarders:Buried Alive. Everytime I watch that show I want to burn their homes down.[/QUOTE]

    lol, shows like that prove that modern medicine and healthcare have invariably weakened the species, by allowing such pfailed specimens to survive into adulthood and even breed.


    Malthus was right.

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    Wtf...toe nail clippers.


    Who haz them?



    :mad:



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    [QUOTE=32green;3758597]Wtf...toe nail clippers.


    Who haz them?



    :mad:



    -[/QUOTE]

    This works:

    [IMG]http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/grga9020kd.jpg[/IMG]

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    A photo of Greens feet?

    [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mS8UxWB_9JE/THyUUljJCAI/AAAAAAAAB4Q/_nE6yn9vQa4/s1600/super+long+toenails.jpg[/IMG]

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    On another note....I caught my idiot brother cutting his toenails in my living room the other night. I was like "WTF, Mike?! It's called a f-ing bathroom"...

    He got pissy...so I took 2 of my sons ****ty diapers and hid them under his bed. He's been sick, so those things are like biological weapons banned by the U.N. that I would normally put in a ziplock bag and then into 2 layers of Walmart plastic bags.

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3758626]On another note....I caught my idiot brother cutting his toenails in my living room the other night. I was like "WTF, Mike?! It's called a f-ing bathroom"...

    He got pissy...so I took 2 of my sons ****ty diapers and hid them under his bed. He's been sick, so those things are like biological weapons banned by the U.N. that I would normally put in a ziplock bag and then into 2 layers of Walmart plastic bags.[/QUOTE]

    I'm beginning to think Mrs PK was not as guilty as you led us to believe. :eek:

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3758718]I'm beginning to think Mrs PK was not as guilty as you led us to believe. :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Can you imagine if CHild Protective services dropped by?

    An apt. with no appliances other than a TV, toe nail clippings on the floor, a vomiting child and a dude that smells like sh** sleeping in a bed across from another dude sleeping in a bed....and a drum kit.



    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3758726]Can you imagine if CHild Protective services dropped by?

    An apt. with no appliances other than a TV, toe nail clippings on the floor, a vomiting child and a dude that smells like sh** sleeping in a bed across from another dude sleeping in a bed....and a drum kit.



    :eek:[/QUOTE]

    And a guy sitting at a puter typing 'WARRGHARBBLLL' as fast as he can? That's front page news. :P

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    [QUOTE=32green;3758726]Can you imagine if CHild Protective services dropped by?

    An apt. with no appliances other than a TV, toe nail clippings on the floor, a vomiting child and a dude that smells like sh** sleeping in a bed across from another dude sleeping in a bed....and a drum kit.

    [/QUOTE]


    The Aristocrats!!!
























    and their Plumber!!!

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3758736]And a guy sitting at a puter typing 'WARRGHARBBLLL' as fast as he can? That's front page news. :P[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Dirtstar;3758740]The Aristocrats!!!




    and their Plumber!!![/QUOTE]

    LMFAO!!!

    :D

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    [QUOTE=PlumberKhan;3758607]This works:

    [IMG]http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/grga9020kd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    [IMG]http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii142/bobfruitster/jeff_daniels4.jpg[/IMG]

    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3758726]Can you imagine if CHild Protective services dropped by?

    An apt. with no appliances other than a TV, toe nail clippings on the floor, a vomiting child and a dude that smells like sh** sleeping in a bed across from another dude sleeping in a bed....and a drum kit.



    :eek:[/QUOTE]

    LMAO!!


    Wanna hear another good one, 32? I was just voted president of our local HeadStart Parent Committee for this year!!! LMAO! Who would vote for me? Was no one thinking of the childrens?!?!

    I weep for our future...

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    I prolly told this story before.

    My friend comes home and his Dad was watching TV.

    So as my friend was talking to his Dad about his night, he grabs the nearly empty bag of chips next to him.

    As he eats them he says, "Dad, these are really stale!"

    To which his Dad replies, "I put my toenail clippings in there."


    :eek:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3759028]I prolly told this story before.

    My friend comes home and his Dad was watching TV.

    So as my friend was talking to his Dad about his night, he grabs the nearly empty bag of chips next to him.

    As he eats them he says, "Dad, these are really stale!"

    To which his Dad replies, "I put my toenail clippings in there."


    :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Wow. I want that herb HE was smoking!



    OK. Maybe not :eek:

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