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    All the scissors.

    Who takes them.






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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Who takes them.






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    spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife.

    it's the Hampur way

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    Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    spend five seconds furiously messing up the utility drawer your wife organized, and when you don't find the scissors , do a sloppy cutting job with a wire cutter or a butter knife.

    it's the Hampur way
    10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

    Thin air. With all the pens.


    I found a fabric cutting one.

    Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

    They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

    That means I needed them on the counter.


    YOu dont decide where they go.

    I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Scissor me timbers, Xerxes!!

    i don't really know what i'm looking at here.

    but whatever it is, i can't look away.


    mesmerizing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

    Thin air. With all the pens.


    I found a fabric cutting one.

    Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

    They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

    That means I needed them on the counter.


    YOu dont decide where they go.

    I do.
    with me it's guitar picks.

    had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    10 pairs a year in Staples, at least, the multi-packs with the red/blue handles.

    Thin air. With all the pens.


    I found a fabric cutting one.

    Oh, and why are my tools I couldnt find in the utility drawer?

    They dont go there. I dont care if I did leave them on the counter.

    That means I needed them on the counter.


    YOu dont decide where they go.

    I do.
    the pens damnit the pens!

    btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    with me it's guitar picks.

    had twenty lime green picks yesterday, now I can't fine one.
    Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.

    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    the pens damnit the pens!

    btw, check for the chicken scissor with the knives if you are in a jam
    Lmao, did just that.

    And is anything more precious than the wife's sarcastic roll of the eyes when you walk in with the 100 count box of black bics...

    Tough noogies, beeatch, then leave me some pens and scissors. I'm putting pens EVERYWHERE!!!!

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    I don't understand married life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polidore22 View Post
    I don't understand married life.
    "I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."



    Congrats. You're married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao...found the picks, the tuner pipe, the string winder...if she could stuff my Guild in there, she would.


    our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    "I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability."



    Congrats. You're married.
    Ok this is a start.

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    32- this has been going on for generations.

    I can still recall when I was a child my mother asking accusitorily a least twice a week--"Who took my good scissors?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    our utility drawer is freakishly long. even if you are careful, putting your hands in the back results in messing up the highly organized drawer. prompting a response like "This drawer looks like you threw an M-80 in it!"
    The worst is when you upset the tiniest, most benign-looking thing, usually a 12-inch ruler, and you think you put it right back where you found it. You close the drawer with ease, but then when it's closed the ruler pops up slightly and it's impossible the open the drawer again.

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    32 loves arts and crafts.




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    Quote Originally Posted by pauliec View Post
    The worst is when you upset the tiniest, most benign-looking thing, usually a 12-inch ruler, and you think you put it right back where you found it. You close the drawer with ease, but then when it's closed the ruler pops up slightly and it's impossible the open the drawer again.
    I have that in a kitchen drawer. A big soup laddle get's stuck all the time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    I have that in a kitchen drawer. A big soup laddle get's stuck all the time.


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    I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher.
    My wife never allowed the beautiful italian ceramic utensil holder on the counter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    I gave up on that and now keep all larger utensils in a holder next to the stove. Easier access. The bad thing is, they're now in sight and the wife tries to sneak the wooden spoons into the dishwasher.


    Your vagina is showing.

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