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    LOL...My Wife Knows Everything...Or does She?

    Move to dump if already posted...but this is funny.:D

    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMY-VX7NyA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMY-VX7NyA[/URL]

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    I heard that on the radio just this morning. I thought the announcer pulled it off very well, given the one-in-a-million coincidence of 2 horses with those names in the same race and running neck-and-neck. Like they say: You can't make this stuff up.

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3699334]Move to dump if already posted...but this is funny.:D

    [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMY-VX7NyA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMY-VX7NyA[/URL][/QUOTE]

    I'll say it.

    That sucked.

    And was not funny.

    Can something be dumped from the Hampur?


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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3699405]I'll say it.

    That sucked.

    And was not funny.

    Can something be dumped from the Hampur?


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    your whining is out of control

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    "My wife knows everything more than the wife doesn't know."

    That was pretty funny.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3699405]I'll say it.

    That sucked.

    And was not funny.

    Can something be dumped from the Hampur?


    _[/QUOTE]

    A dumb humor snob? On these forums?

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    [QUOTE=Timmy®;3699437]your whining is out of control[/QUOTE]

    Go start another pole.

    [QUOTE=Beerfish;3699523]A dumb humor snob? On these forums?[/QUOTE]

    I'm all for dumb humor.

    That's humourous.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3699405]I'll say it.

    Can something be dumped from the Hampur?


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    I dumped your mom, so yeah probably.

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3699602]I dumped your mom, so yeah probably.[/QUOTE]

    Mom jokes? What's next, not jokes?

    [IMG]http://putxitonkaiola.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/borat_not.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3699602]I dumped your mom, so yeah probably.[/QUOTE]

    My Mom died 2 months ago--June 23, 2010--the day before what would have been my parent's 60th Wedding Anniversary.

    My Dad is still grieving.

    Want to say something funny about cancer or lupus or sexual child abuse?


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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3699613]My Mom died 2 months ago--June 23, 2010--the day before what would have been my parent's 60th Wedding Anniversary.

    My Dad is still grieving.

    Want to say something funny about cancer or lupus or sexual child abuse?


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    Your Mom will be missed.

    You, however, won't.

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3699610]Mom jokes? What's next, not jokes?

    [IMG]http://putxitonkaiola.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/borat_not.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    Heard any good "Mom, Not" jokes lately?

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3699647]Your Mom will be missed.

    You, however, won't.[/QUOTE]


    Hahaha! What a dick.

    Why so sensitive?

    People post stuff here all the time, and sometimes it's not funny.

    No big deal.

    I still think you're retort to Schroy/Jetman73 is one of the funniest posts ever on JI.

    The 2-1/2 minute horse-race?

    Not so much.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3699613]My Dad is still grieving.
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    lol

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3699658]lol[/QUOTE]

    ?

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3699661]?[/QUOTE]

    You chose to bring your grieving father into a thread that was supposed to be humorous.

    If you think anyone gives a **** about your grieving dad, you're nuts.

    People die all the time. I don't give a **** about you, your dead mom, your grieving dad, or your deadbeat kids.

    Go **** yourself.

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    Brakes need to be pumped.

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    this thread is showing promise - come oooonnn meltdown!

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    [QUOTE=Roger Vick;3699672]You chose to bring your grieving father into a thread that was supposed to be humorous.

    If you think anyone gives a **** about your grieving dad, you're nuts.

    People die all the time. I don't give a **** about you, your dead mom, your grieving dad, or your deadbeat kids.

    Go **** yourself.[/QUOTE]

    Nice. Now you're bringing kids into it.

    No wonder everyone here thinks you're a doosh.

    BTW, it WASN'T a humorous thread, it was stupid.

    YOU brought my Mom into this.

    Carry on.


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    [QUOTE=sdJETSetter;3699679]Brakes need to be pumped.[/QUOTE]

    :D


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