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    NJ Housewife Trainwreck

    Words fail, but apologies in advance::eek:
    [url]http://www.wpix.com/videobeta/7000c099-bee0-4cde-8194-b1430d26260d/News/NJ-Housewife-Danielle-Staub-Performs-LIVE[/url]

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    i heard Raoul and Release The Animal danced to this when they met in Paris.


    and then they bumped uglies :eek:

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    That "song" and performance is the biggest sack of fermented dog sh*t I've ever heard/seen.

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    ...i'm literally stunned...stunned that this passes as even a wiff of entertainment and talent...

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    I have to say, I think it would have been a great time to be in the WPIX post-production meeting that day. At the very least I could have ran into Jill Nicolini:

    [IMG]http://a.imageshack.us/img713/1001/jilln2.jpg[/IMG]

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    She did a sex tape so it's all good

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    wow. she has the worst voice ive ever heard LOL.

    and LOL that dancing.

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    She sounds better with a d in her mouth.

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    Is one of those dancers Philly Stackz? The one with the headband?


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    I dunno.

    I kinda liked it.

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    Wow, the dancers are hot!

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    [QUOTE=jetsnrangers;3700101]She sounds better with a d in her mouth.[/QUOTE]

    One of these "d"'s?

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3700123]Is one of those dancers Philly Stackz? The one with the headband?


    _[/QUOTE]

    The one on the right was Ragu...

    That whole thing could use some anthrax.


    wtf...

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    [QUOTE=32green;3700900]The one on the right was Ragu...

    That whole thing could use some anthrax.


    wtf...[/QUOTE]

    I'm trying to be the old less hateful FF2 (based on feedback)...but if someone killed all those people I think on some level I would like it.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;3700908].but if someone killed all those people I think on some level I would like it.[/QUOTE]

    It would have to be theatrical though. I'm thinking 5 Jets offensive linemen, in full pads and helmets run onto the set mid-song, and start hacking them with tennis rackets...and the song changes to the Benny hill theme. Meanwhile, Borgoguy dressed as Caligula runs out, releases doves amidst the carnage and begins an awful deflowerment of the unconscious Joan Rivers look alike.

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    Last edited by 32green; 08-26-2010 at 10:11 AM.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3700927]It would have to be theatrical though. I'm thinking 5 Jets offensive linemen, in full pads and helmets run onto the set mid-song, and start hacking them with tennis rackets...and the song changes to the Benny hill theme. Meanwhile, Borgoguy dressed as Caligula runs out, releases doves amidst the carnage and begins an [B]awful deflowerment of the unconscious Joan Rivers look alike[/B].

    _[/QUOTE]

    I couldn't bear to watch. Or could I?

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    you put someone on a reality show and they all of sudden believe they have talent..:eek:

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3700966]you put someone on a reality show and they all of sudden believe they have talent..:eek:[/QUOTE]

    I pm'd you. Total sig can only by 250 pixels high. Please fix and repost if you wish. I had to get rid of Rapelisberger, b/c the pic made it way too big.
    Last edited by chesapeakejet; 08-26-2010 at 11:33 AM.

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3700961]I couldn't bear to watch. Or could I?

    [IMG]http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens1631621module83276301photo_1265494674DSCN8382copy.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]lol, is that the Man Ray guy, or his protege with teh weimeriemers?

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    WTF

    And she's butt ugly.... did someone mention sextape?
    Last edited by southside; 08-26-2010 at 04:36 PM.

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