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    Goddamn estrogen

    They don't have to say it - but you just know it when they are not happy with where we are financially (especially when they talk to their estrogen twat-bearing friends :rolleyes: )

    And yet you have the [B]nerve to get annoyed[/B] that I set my alarm early to go into the office early...yeah, because a hard working husband is just horrible... :rolleyes:


    And get annoyed when I am working at home and it's 'time for bed'....:rolleyes:


    Goddamn estrogen....

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    And yes Im aware that the first thing I did when I got into the office was post this thread instead of checking my emails :P

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    Estrogen is related to every male heart attack in human history. Women cause stress. Food, drink and smoke release endorphins which alleviate stress. But these three also cause slow death. So thank your mothers and wives for being so terrible. Except for my wife. She got us a hotel room in the city tonight and is getting her parents to watch the baby so we can get our eff on in peace. :cool:

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    .......annd the scissors.



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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3713331]Estrogen is related to every male heart attack in human history. Women cause stress. Food, drink and smoke release endorphins which alleviate stress. But these three also cause slow death. So thank your mothers and wives for being so terrible. Except for my wife. She got us a hotel room in the city tonight and is getting her parents to watch the baby so we can get our eff on in peace. :cool:[/QUOTE]
    [IMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f26/kostella/big_jim_slade_hitit.jpg[/IMG]

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3713320]They don't have to say it - but you just know it when they are not happy with where we are financially (especially when they talk to their estrogen twat-bearing friends :rolleyes: )

    And yet you have the [B]nerve to get annoyed[/B] that I set my alarm early to go into the office early...yeah, because a hard working husband is just horrible... :rolleyes:


    And get annoyed when I am working at home and it's 'time for bed'....:rolleyes:


    Goddamn estrogen....[/QUOTE]

    Take home some flowers. That'll teach her! Ah nothing like throwing the guilt back at'em! :yes:

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    [QUOTE=jetswin;3713354][IMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f26/kostella/big_jim_slade_hitit.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

    lol Kentucky Fried Movie?

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3713331]Estrogen is related to every male heart attack in human history. Women cause stress. Food, drink and smoke release endorphins which alleviate stress. But these three also cause slow death. So thank your mothers and wives for being so terrible. Except for my wife. She got us a hotel room in the city tonight and is getting her parents to watch the baby so we can get our eff on in peace. :cool:[/QUOTE]


    Didn't you just get married fairly recently, Mike T. ?

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    Find a SUGAR MOMMA! Problem solved.

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3713405]Didn't you just get married fairly recently, [B]Mike T.[/B] ?[/QUOTE]

    lol So inaccurate.

    Depends on "recently." We just celebrated our 3rd anniversary on Tuesday with a friggin awesome day/night at Jimmy Buffett at Jones Beach.

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    [QUOTE=chesapeakejet;3713402]lol Kentucky Fried Movie?[/QUOTE]
    yes :D

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    [QUOTE=Jets Things;3713411]lol So inaccurate.

    Depends on "recently." We just celebrated our 3rd anniversary on Tuesday with a friggin awesome day/night at Jimmy Buffett at Jones Beach.[/QUOTE]

    That is recent, IMO. Get a decade + and another child under your belt and its a whole different ballgame...

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    this thread seems very one sided to me...:D

    men cause women just as much stress....:yes:

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    Fish, you gotta beat 'em to the punch.

    Take my wife, for example. No, seriously, take my wife. Please.

    She'll often complain a ton when I get home from the office. So what you gotta do is get home, and complain FIRST! That's right, even if you had the best day at the office, you get home and just start *****in before she gets a chance to, and she'll give you a *****-free couple hours. Try it, see how it works. :yes:

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    [QUOTE=BigBensAngel7;3713474]this thread seems very one sided to me...:D

    men cause women just as much stress....:yes:[/QUOTE]

    Inner monologue: "Is he going to try to put it in my butt again? I'll bet he is. Why does he want to do that so badly? That one time we tried it it hurt! Oh God, will he like me less if I don't? Did I remember to wear deodorant? <mental sniff> I did. Good."

    Right. Men cause stress. :rolleyes:

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    I feel your pain.

    They love the money then whine because you go into work on Saturday and miss the all important birthday party for some 3 year old brat.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;3713499]I feel your pain.

    They love the money then whine because you go into work on Saturday and miss the all important birthday party for some 3 year old brat.[/QUOTE]

    Man, Ches is an old softy.




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    [QUOTE=32green;3713505]Man, Ches is an old softy.




    _[/QUOTE]

    Big Ben with get 3 games. It's how it's done.

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    [QUOTE=FF2;3713515]Big Ben with get 3 games. It's how it's done.[/QUOTE]

    And apparently Ben and Ches both got blown in the deal.


    :rolleyes:

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    [QUOTE=Fishooked;3713465]That is recent, IMO. Get a decade + and another child under your belt and its a whole different ballgame...[/QUOTE]

    Im currently with 2 kids/5 year married in october. I think this is the Aluminum anniversary? Should I expect the transformation soon?:P

    Just the luck of the draw, Fish. Im sure she has many great qualities you can appreciate.

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