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    Today's Pole. Tommorrow's Loose Farts.

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    Turnin' 30?


    :dunno:

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    where did you lose this fart?

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    Colonoscopy? :(

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    [QUOTE=quantum;3714179]Colonoscopy? :([/QUOTE]

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3714193]:([/QUOTE]

    Remember what Tex Antoinne said.


    :yes:

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    [QUOTE=32green;3714202]Remember what Tex Antoinne said.


    :yes:[/QUOTE]

    "Don't clench"?

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    [QUOTE=32green;3714202]Remember what Tex Antoinne said.


    :yes:[/QUOTE]

    I didn't cry much...

    I died a little inside though.

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    [QUOTE=Big L;3714207]"Don't clench"?[/QUOTE]

    It's actually a sick story but 32 is a sick man :O

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3714211]It's actually a sick story but 32 is a sick man :O[/QUOTE]

    From Wiki; And check out Grimsbys line.:yes:


    "On November 24, 1976, his weather spot came up just after a report of a violent rape of a five year old girl. Tex thereupon quipped: "With rape so predominant in the news lately, it is well to remember the words of Confucius: 'If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it.'" (The same joke later helped derail Texas gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams' 1990 election bid and got Indiana University Basketball coach Bob Knight in trouble during an interview with Connie Chung in 1988). Roger Grimsby led the 11 p.m. newscast that night with the official apology from WABC. Five days later Grimsby would introduce Antoine's replacement, Storm Field, with "Lie back, relax and enjoy the weather with Storm Field."


    Btw, are you prepping, or have you been poled already.

    The prepping was the worst part for me. I slept through the poling and felt great when I woke up.


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    Ah. "If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it. And don't clench."

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    [QUOTE=32green;3714232]"Lie back, relax and enjoy the weather with Storm Field."[/quote]

    Can't.

    Can't lol.

    :rotfl:


    [quote]Btw, are you prepping, or have you been poled already.

    The prepping was the worst part for me. I slept through the poling and felt great when I woke up.


    :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    Prepping. At this point, I'll take the pole.

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3714193]:([/QUOTE]

    I'm going in 2 weeks.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3714274]I'm going in 2 weeks.

    :(

    _[/QUOTE]

    I'll take pictures so you have something to look forward too. :cool:

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3714273]Can't.

    Can't lol.

    :rotfl:


    Prepping. At this point, I'll take the pole.[/QUOTE]

    Just be glad it's not a sigmoidoscopy.

    No anesthesia, no twilight no nothing for that. Gave me a freakihng valium and it kinda felt like what I'd imagine date-rape to be.

    Only consolation was my doctor was a very cute young little middle eastern woman.

    _

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3714273]Can't.

    Can't lol.

    :rotfl:




    Prepping. At this point, I'll take the pole.[/QUOTE]

    Two words..."Pepto Bismol"


    Put it on wipes and it will ease the burning of the cheekage.

    You'll thank me.

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    [QUOTE=32green;3714292]Two words..."Pepto Bismol"


    Put it on wipes and it will ease the burning of the cheekage.

    You'll thank me.[/QUOTE]

    Not that far yet and don't think I can wipe my ass with a frothy pink substance.

    If it gets as bad as you say, I think I'll sit in baby powder and wiggle around for a few hours.

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    [QUOTE=JStokes;3714290]Just be glad it's not a sigmoidoscopy.

    No anesthesia, no twilight no nothing for that. Gave me a freakihng valium and it kinda felt like what I'd imagine date-rape to be.

    Only consolation was my doctor was a very cute young little middle eastern woman.

    _[/QUOTE]

    So that's what the terrorists are doing.

    Taking our ****ing dignity, right under our..................

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    [QUOTE=Revi$_I$l@nd;3714300] don't think I can wipe my ass with a frothy pink substance.

    [/QUOTE]

    Ah so innocent.

    In three hours you will pay a ghey dwarf $5000 to direct a hose torrent of frothy pink substance on your arse like your tuchus was a hairy plane crash, beeatch.


    :yes:




    :D;)

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    [QUOTE=32green;3714308]Ah so innocent.

    In three hours you will pay a ghey dwarf $5000 to direct a hose torrent of frothy pink substance on your arse like you were a plane crash, beeatch.


    :yes:




    :D;)[/QUOTE]

    At least I can bring my laptop in there and give you the play by play.

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