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Thread: 9 year old author: How to talk to a girl

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    9 year old author: How to talk to a girl

    :eek:

    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzouzhXSRzY[/url]

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    Wtf...pretty sure this dude wont be chasing "broads".:rolleyes:

    Kudos to his parents for [I]"putting him out there"...[/I]:rolleyes:

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    This kid has either been brainwashed by:

    A) New-age hippy dippy hetero parents who think their 9 year old has the intellectual and emotional capacity of an adult, or

    B) Lesbian feminist parents determined not to rise another "dick" to ruin the lives of unsuspecting, unlearn-ed women folk.

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    His stance on crushes intrigue me. Here is my twenty dollars.

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    WHAT.
    THE.
    FU.... oh forget it.

    Here's my credit card, I'm pretty lonely these days. Grasping at straws here folks.

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    [QUOTE=Bay Ridge Jet;3720307]His stance on crushes intrigue me. Here is my twenty dollars.[/QUOTE]

    lolz

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    $20 says his parents wrote the book and prepped him. A 9 yo talking about relationships? Yeah it could happen. :rolleyes:

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    My father bought this book for my then 10 year old son. While I haven't read the thing, I laughed my ass off when my son got it :D

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    Spit it out, kid. Does the book teach you how to eat ***** or not?

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    Guys; be honest: Am I sticking out too little, or sticking out too much?

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3720866]Guys; be honest: Am I sticking out too little, or sticking out too much?[/QUOTE]

    You gotta stick it out just enough to get their attention, but don't stick it ALL the way out, because you want to keep them guessing how much more is there.

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    [QUOTE=Hitman Harris;3721010]You gotta stick it out just enough to get their attention, but don't stick it ALL the way out, because you want to keep them guessing how much more is there.[/QUOTE]
    A great schoolyard game.

    Next question: How soon before we implode into downright creepiness? :dunno:

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    [QUOTE=WestCoastOffensive;3721130]A great schoolyard game.

    Next question: How soon before we implode into downright creepiness? :dunno:[/QUOTE]

    I thought we already did? :dunno:

    I'm just using Big Ben's technique, only without the assistance of security guards.

    :P

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