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Thread: 1st practice of wk: "Party Theory" LIVES! (merged w/ dj44's TERRORIST ALERT theory)

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    1st practice of wk: "Party Theory" LIVES! (merged w/ dj44's TERRORIST ALERT theory)

    One big win after one humiliating loss.

    1-1 record.

    Divisional opponent that Rex says is a huge game where (he said) a loss will set us back "2 1/2".

    5:15am (2 hours before practice)

    PARTEYYYYYYY WOOOOOOO!!!!! KINGS OF THE WORLD BABY!!!!

    Sadly, my theory has been totally debunked

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    Tuesday is typically the off-day for NFL players. Hence why Steve Weatherford has been at ESPN headquarters all day up in CT. There is no practice today. If you're going to party, Monday night is actually the perfect time to cram it into your week.

    And shocker, pro athletes party.

    Nobody cares about that, it's the drunk driving people care about.

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    Your threads and theories are the worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ven0m View Post
    shocker, pro athletes party.
    Well, my best buds from Bergen County NJ tell me athletes dont party. They tell me all athletes are Kyle Clifton "good guys". They tell me they are smarter than the average coyote - and I believe them because they tell me they are. So, there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Your theories are the worst.
    Two year old theory bud. Show me where the party theory has been 100% dead wrong. I'm curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Your threads and theories are the worst.
    The absolute worst of the worst of the worst of the worst.

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    The Cowboys dynasty teams never partied.

    You people are naive idiots.

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    DJR 44's knows why Braylon got pulled over: TERRORIST ALERT

    -lots of UN people in the city this week and lots of cops and anti-terror units all around the city.
    -5:15AM tinted car drives by and anti-terro unit see through the front windshield driver with BIG shaggy beard looking like a possible terrorist.
    -Cops are called in to do a simple racial profile and bingo they smell a drunken jet.

    bad week for Braylon to be driving at 5:15AM and all becuase he grew that idiotic beard.



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    1. I guess jackasses don't know there are no practices on Tuesday.

    2. This jackass "theory" was created in someone's idiotic mind last year when Leon said guys were "laughing" in the locker room before a game after a bad loss the week before. He went on to say it was the nervous laughter players always experience before every game. The theory doesn't exist and is moronic. Totally disproven.

    3. Dump.

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    there is no practice on Tuesday


    DUMP


    and while you are at it

    ban both these thread starters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schroy48 View Post
    Two year old theory bud. Show me where the party theory has been 100% dead wrong. I'm curious.
    You're "theory" is operating with a very large cohort and yet the percentage of incidence and prevalence remains almost statistically insignificant with a P-value of p > 0.05.

    Science. It's like magic, but real.

    Dump.

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    Douwsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schroy48 View Post
    Well, my best buds from Bergen County NJ tell me athletes dont party. They tell me all athletes are Kyle Clifton "good guys". They tell me they are smarter than the average coyote - and I believe them because they tell me they are. So, there
    Most linebackers are smarter than the average coyote.

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    I believe this dual thread is in violation of FF2@'s trademark.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I believe this dual thread is in violation of FF2@'s trademark.


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    Schroy AND djr???

    Double dump!

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    Quote Originally Posted by djr44 View Post
    -lots of UN people in the city this week and lots of cops and anti-terror units all around the city.
    -5:15AM tinted car drives by and anti-terro unit see through the front windshield driver with BIG shaggy beard looking like a possible terrorist.
    -Cops are called in to do a simple racial profile and bingo they smell a drunken jet.

    bad week for Braylon to be driving at 5:15AM and all becuase he grew that idiotic beard.



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    Great post!!!!!!! I agree wholeheartedly. Except of course for the Revis part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Leon said guys were "laughing" in the locker room before a game after a bad loss the week before. He went on to say it was the nervous laughter players always experience
    You remember this?

    You save my threads and/or commit them to memory?

    You read all my latest threads?

    You think you can "purify" JI by devoting time to my threads?


    Someone is one sick in the head dwoushe

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    Love how everyone assumes they had practice that day.

    Play on Sunday, review film on Monday, OFF DAY TUESDAY, start practicing gameplan for next week Wednesday.

    And yet in Schroy's world there is a 7:15am practice every Tuesday. It's just stated as a fact.

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    Is there anyone with more threads in the dump than Schroy/Jetman73?

    Doubt it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    Is there anyone with more threads in the dump than Schroy/Jetman73?

    Doubt it.
    Hey Jordy, exactly when in the past year did you consumate with Stokes?

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